A very sexy bottle of water made it’s way through Los Angeles the other day. Being upstaged by H2O? Rough!

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“I think it’s– we’re very lucky. YOU KNOW, we have lots of things that we are very fortunate to have. YOU KNOW, we have a house, YOU KNOW? We have, YOU KNOW, all these sort of nice things around us. And so, YOU KNOW, we’re grateful for that because so many people don’t have that. We have, YOU KNOW, relative stability and stuff like that. And, YOU KNOW, lots of things that, YOU KNOW, everyone would, YOU KNOW, love to have.”

- Prince William to Matt Lauer, on the coolest thing about being a Prince

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Spotted: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen having a romantical meal together at N9NE Steakhouse in Las Vegas on Friday night.

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Sting and his wife, Trudy, party it up at Jet Nightclub @ The Mirage Hotel, Las Vegas, Friday night.

If I ran into Sting at a party, I would _______.

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Dear Rotten Candy,

Shut the eff up, you senile bitch.

Please!

You obviously waited to begin your famewhoring ways after your husband died because he would have been ashamed of your low class behavior recently.

We know you’re old and need to be reminded. So don’t stop taking your meds without consulting your doctor.

And, while you’re getting the medical help you need, it’s time to visit your plastic surgeon again. Fast!

Best,

Perez (Glad not to be a Spelling)

P.S. Pick up a hobby. You have too much free time on your wrinkly greedy hands.

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