Paris. Lynwood. Her time is almost up. It’s Day 19 for X17’s favorite inmate. If the heiress is released next Tuesday - and if that day is counted in her sentence - she’ll have served 23 days in the pokey. (And then it’s off to the Today show on NBC!) But perhaps Paris will be released this Sunday or Monday, according to rumors… if so, will she really have served her full sentence? The precise number of days, depending on which day you begin with (remember when she went home for, like, a day?), remains a tad ambiguous. Of course, what aspect of her entire incarceration and trial hasn’t been ambiguous? Still, there are some points to consider:

Will Ms. Hilton be escorted out in the dark of night? (If she hasn’t been eating and looks scary-thin, the lack of light might suit her better.) Or will the red carpet be rolled out at Lynwood bright and early in the morning? Paris might enjoy that… or maybe not. Following up on the info we promised in our Ping Pong-Gate story, there is a shampoo shortage in state jails and we’ve heard her hair extensions look dreadfully matted and under-conditioned.

Back with her family, some are hanging their head in shame, others are keeping their heads held high. Has a welcome home party truly been canceled? Perhaps the Hilton’s still have a few tricks up their sleeves. Either way, X17 will keep you updated with all the Paris news you desire!
And the question we all want answered, what will Paris really do after she finally escapes is escorted out of jail? Only time will tell!

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…the stars were peacing out! Last night, a benefit for OmniPeace, an extremely worthy charity set up to raise awareness of the crippling poverty so prevalent in sub-Saharan Africa, brought out the stars turned out in full force to show their support - we spotted Courteney Cox & David Arquette (with his sister Alexis along for the ride!), David Spade, Kim Kardashian, and Casey Affleck making the scene!

But don’t go thinking the clubs were left deserted - we also spotted Christina Milian, Lela Rochon, and Golden Brooks mingling in some of the city’s hotter nightspots! The biggest appearance of the evening, however, had to go to our new pal Jamie Kennedy - hey, us X’s gotta stick together!

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When the weather heats up, the clothes come off. And we all know what that means: Summer is finally here! The temperature has been rising into the 90’s recently - thankfully there’s little to no humidity here on the west coast - and the (celebrity) boys and girls of summer have taken notice. Island excursions, beach trips, boat rides… these hotties know how to have a good time. Who looks the best in their bikini? (Or in Matty’s case, his trunks.)

See these pix in all their glory inside!

The real question: Which celeb do you think isn’t hot enough to be seen in their bathing suit EVER?

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We caught Colin Farrell leading his new 22-year-old girlfriend Muireann McDonell around by the hand yesterday afternoon. She’s pretty cute and all, but, we do have to raise an eyebrow at Colin’s Irish lassie’s age - after all, she’s young enough to have seen Phone Booth on a date during her high school years!
Ever the gentleman, Colin tried to block our shot of his nubile young girlfriend

But

Muireanne wouldn’t be denied!

We’re not trying to player-hate on Colin for dipping nearly a decade below his own age - hell, given girls’ reactions to the sight of him, we’re not even surprised!

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Did Matthew have a child with Camilla Alves already?? No, that’s just some kid hanging around McConaughey on the set of Surfer Dude. They sure do look adorable together though!What is Woody Harrelson even doing? I fear he frightened the little tyke away.
Blah blah, guys wish they looked as good as McConaughey and girls wish they were Camilla Alves, blah blah.

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