Sometimes actor Jesse Metcalfe is in London eating shit “taking meetings.”

And, the fired Desperate Housewives star is also begging for ex-girlfriend Nadine Coyle to take him back - or just see him even.

If she’s truly desperate, then not even!

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Jessica Simpson’s new film, Blonde Ambition, is said to be a major stinker.

Shock! Horror! Dismay!

The film is said to be so bad that father/manager/producer Papa Joe has pushed back the release date twice.

“Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often,” says a source. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”

The singer/actress’ hopes of winning a Razzie are that much closer.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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An X17 source has told us Britney's considering a restraining order against her mom and here's what Lynne Spears herself has to say about it …
Do you think Lynne is working for or against her daughter?

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“Everything is going to be fine. I’ve got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine.”

- Lynne Spears on her relationship with Britney to People magazine

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Here’s a happy Cameron Diaz just a day before she jetted off on a secret getaway with the nappy-looking married magician Criss Angel. The new couple are holed up in a posh rental home right now.

The New York Post reported Friday that the Mindfreak illusionist actually has a wife back in New York and that Joanne Sarantakos is now filing for divorce after her husband’s fling with Diaz. The jilted wife’s lawyer says he’ll subpoena Diaz to appear in divorce court. I hope they put that shit on Court TV!

What does she see in that ugly, V-neck-, eyeliner-wearing dork?! Justin is so much cuter!

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