We need to spend more time in London. It’s been far too many months since we’ve been!!!

Look at our future husband. How adorable is he???

His smile melts our heart.

Openly gay pop idol Will Young made the boys and girls swoon at the O2 Arena X Party in London on Thursday.

Dreamy!!!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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So many openly gay and successful hot young menz in England!

Look at our future boyfriend. How cute is he???

The Feeling’s Dan Gillespie looked cute as a button at the Chiswick House festival in London on Thursday.

Swoon!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has a spring in his step as he speaks during the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans on Thursday. Go B.O.!

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Bart Simpson gets naked in the new Simpson feature film. And not just a little ass crack. Full cock and balls!

Like a scene from an Austin Powers movie, Bart’s bare essentials are cleverly concealed by strategically-placed props until a gap in some hedges reveals his naughty bits, as the Brits say. Simpsons creator Matt Groening spoke to the crowd [at a preview screening] and noted that he expects the brief cartoon nudity and certain digs at politics and religion to raise objections, but pointed out that part of the series’ appeal is its willingness to go out on those limbs and offend the easily offended. He also said the film is a tribute to the disappearing art of hand-drawn animation.

If this were a normal film and a child actor showed his ween, the movie would not get a PG rating.

Is it okay to look at little boy dick just because it’s animated????

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Who in the world is that guy with Britney Spears? Her bodyguard? AA supervisor? Secret super-rich boyfriend? Well, since we’ve been getting conflicting info from fans and reporters alike over the last few days, we figured the smartest solution would be to simply post these pictures of Brit and her mystery dude (since they’re the clearest shots of him taken to date) and let you guys sort it out - after all, our commenters are nothing if not kings and queens of IDs!
Britney and her international man of mystery

WHO ARE YOU?!

At least he seems to make Britney happy…

Still - when we figure out who he is, we’ll be even more excited than this guy!

Seriously - at this rate, we wouldn’t be surprised if someone ID’d him as Jimmy Hoffa!

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