Peter Wentz and Asslee Simpson at the 10 Cane Rum dinner hosted at the Stereo House in Southampton, NY, on Friday night.

Our body language expert, Dr. Perezian, has been summering in Puerto Rico but felt compelled to phone in when he saw this pic of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

“They look very happy together,” says Doctor P. “There’s a lot of sexual energy between these two. Look at the way Ashlee’s hand is drawn to Pete’s crotch area. They enjoy each other physically and Pete likes Ashlee to strap on a dildo and do him up the butt.”

That Dr. Perezian, he knows the craziest things!

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That’s Eva and Tony in there!

Will Nicolette be able to beat this?! Looks like Eva and Tony have pulled off the wedding of the year with their fantasy Parisian nuptials that took place today at the Saint-Germain L’Auxerrois chapel in the heart of Paris (did ya see me last night on ET talking about it?).

The Housewives were in attendance, as were Sheryl Crow and Jessica Alba and every single one of them, without fail, looked perfect. Did Eva have her stylist Robert Verdi dress the entire wedding party or what?!

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We’re hoping for some pix of the reception a bit later! Stay tuned …

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Apparently the post-prison Paris thinks she can save the world with her voice — the heiress didn’t inflict enough pain on us with her first album, now she’s threatening us with another?! At least she’s taking lessons - we spotted her leaving a private class yesterday - but really, can’t she find anything better to do with her time? What happen to helping support the fight against breast cancer? Volunteering in a soup kitchen, maybe? We’re still waiting to see if Paris will deliver on her promises …

Does the world need another Paris Hilton album?

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Even when the cameras aren’t on, these kids live their lives like a crazy soap opera!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Joel Madden just got into a huge fight with Spencer Pratt (Heidi’s boyfriend on The Hills) at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday afternoon.

Apparently Joel went up to Spencer and accused him of talking smack about Nicole.

The two had to be restrained before it got physical and Madden was reportedly escorted out.

How very adult!

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Heroes hottie Milo Ventimiglia celebrates his 30th birthday at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night.

Like a fine wine, he’s aged to perfection!

[Images via JPI Studios.]

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