From The Very Personal And Special Diary of Ms. Britney Jean Spears:
Friday, July 13th: Find a date to Alli’s B-day party! It has to be someone - anyone! - who will LOVE ME unconditionally.
Saturday, July 14th: Working out is fun! I’ll make a stop at Millennium to get my groove on AND I get to wear my pink wig! After all, I need to start preparing for a LOT of stuff coming up… then it’s off to the clubs!
Tuesday, July 17th: Time to pick up some toys for the kids! I rehearsed even more at night!
Wednesday, July 18th: Crazy, fun day! First there were all those legal papers at the Bel Air Bar & Grill (sooo not fun!), then I decided to take a break with a dip in the ocean! Seemed like a good idea at the time, but man, was that water cold, y’all.
Thursday, July 19th: The BIG DAY. Music video, y’all! So so excited. And how do you think I looked?!
And you won’t believe what happened over the weekend…
