Perez is profiled in The New York Times today!

The New York Freakin’ Times!!!! The paper of record. The most prestigious periodical in the world!!!

In the Sunday Styles section! The Sunday Styles!!!

And, it’s a truly awesome profile - written by Mireya Navarro. You learn a lot about the Queen of All Media you didn’t know before, including some very exciting new developments in our life.

It’s a MUST-READ!

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Screw Britney Spears, that trainwreck is gonna derail! The comeback we’re most excited about is that of Celine Dion.

Yes, bitches. We are gay. She’s a diva! We loves us some Celine!

Several Dion insiders have given PerezHilton.com some exciting news about the pop star’s new album.

Word is that Celine’s new record will be in stores this November, and she’s worked with a very interesting group of songwriters and producers.

Celine has recorded at least one song with Dave Stewart from the Eurythmics. The name of the song is Taking a Chance.

She also worked on three songs with former Evanesence member Ben Moody.

VERY interesting!

R. Kelly also wrote a few songs for Dion’s new album and he’s said tp be very excited about it.

And, now for the real shock……

Celine is working with some big R&B producers too, includingNe-Yo and TIMBALAND!!!!

Ne-Yo wrote the song (Irreplaceable) that saved Beyonce’s last album. And what didn’t Timbaland work on this past year????

The whole project is said to be amazing, with some typical Celine power ballads, some R&B/hip hop songs and some rockers.

This shiz is gonna be off the hook!!!

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Juliette Lewis makes our manties moist!

The actress turned musician gets her rock on at the Fuji Rocks Festival in Japan on Saturday.

We just wanna get drunk with her and wrestle around in a kiddie pool filled with Jello. Maybe she’d let us borrow some Spandex!

How much fun would that be???

Oodles!

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Spotted: Kirstie Alley, packing on the pounds, shopping at Forever 21 in Clearwater, Florida on Saturday.

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The Hoff at a signing for his book, Don’t Hassle The Hoff, Friday at Book Soup in West Hollywood.

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