When I look at the cover of the new French Vogue, my initial thought is “___________.”

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Lance Bass is acting cunty towards his fans again.

One frustrated Perezcious reader, Cathi, wrote in to share her less than stellar encounter with the former Nsync-er.

“The Miami New Times reported that Lance Bass would be signing his new book at Books and Books on Lincoln Rd at 6 PM Friday night.  My friend and i went there around 6 to find neither Lance nor one single fan waiting for him.  The employees said the signing would actually be at 8 and joked that no one had come for the alleged 6 pm signing anyway.  

So… we went to Doraku for drinks for 2 hours, returned at 8:10 PM with 2 more friends to find Lance taking a photo with a fan.  As we paused to chat with an employee, Lance and his handlerwoman escaped out the front door!  He split after an exhausting 10 minute signing!!!  I didnt get to meet him or get an autograph or anything!  

I yelled down the street and he turned around and waved then just took off for the night!  10 minutes!!???  whaaaaa????  I got jipped!  Was he offended that there weren’t tons of fans?  What about the 4 of us who waited all day??!!  WTF?  RUDE!”

Rude indeed!

Princess Frostylocks was probably just angry that no one wants to buy his book.

Sad.

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What star is packing some serious heat????

CLICK HERE to find out who’s got the big bulge!!!

[Image by Mr. Nunez via Buzz Foto.]

It’s Brody Jenner, dressed as Robin, sporting a newly cropped head and an even bigger head (down there), at a Halloween party at Les Deux this weekend.

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TMZ.com: Paris Hilton’s black Cadillac Escalade was side-swiped by a paparazzo trying to get a good shot of the heiress, but don’t worry — Paris wasn’t driving this time. Whew!Hilton was riding in the backseat as her car pulled into the alley behind Kitson,… Read more

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Filed under: Wacky and Weird

TMZ.com: Lady-killer Brody Jenner and his sidekick Frankie Delgado swapped positions last night for an early Halloween celebration — Jenner playing the Robin to Frankie’s Batman. Role reversal at its finest!The goofy twosome strapped on their costumes to… Read more

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