Dang, we missed her by just a few hours!

Both Brit Brit and P-Nasty went to Petco on Saturday for some doggy essentials.

Unlike Spears, though, we’re a good parent - to pets or humans.

Unfitney was named Worst Dog Honor of 2006 by The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, an honor she’s likely to repeat this year.

With her Yorkie “London” in her arms, Spears loaded up on doggy treats and had one of the workers follow her to her car with the supplies.    

If she’s not driving with her kids in the car, we don’t think she should be driving with any pets either!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Australian singer Missy Higgins has officially come out of the closet.

Yay!

Congratulations, Missy. The world needs another strong, talented dykon like yourself!

CLICK HERE to listen to some of Missy’s tunes.

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Imagine the gayest thing possible. Think closeted Republicans at a gay bathhouse. Only GAYER!

That would about sum up this.

X-Factor contestant Rhydian performed the Pet Shop Boys/Village People classic Go West on Saturday night’s episode dressed as a seaman and accompanied by a chorus of singing sailors.

We can’t say it enough - we love the Brits!

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P.S. What was up with Rhydian’s hair???

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Damn, The Tiz got some sick wheels!

High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale was seen getting out of her car on Friday. Her Porsche!!!

Who knew Disney paid that well????

The Tiz met up with BFF and HSM co-star Vanessa Hudgens for lunch at Jinki’s restaurant in Studio City.

We hope Ashley is being wise with her money!

Perez drives a Toyota Camry. Smart and sensible, people. Smart and sensible.

[Image by Pedro Andrade/Nate Jones via Pacific Coast News.]

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“A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation”

True story! CLICK HERE to read the article accompany that scandalicious headline.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Bike sex man placed on probation

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

“They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.”

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

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