Notes & Quotes
“I try to keep ‘Thou shalt not kill.’ The rest of them I’m kind of shaky on.” Irreverent Willie Nelson on the commandments he respects.
“I try to keep ‘Thou shalt not kill.’ The rest of them I’m kind of shaky on.” Irreverent Willie Nelson on the commandments he respects.

Good news ladies (and homos)! Chace Crawford is a free man!!
Unfortunately for Carrie Underwood, that means she’s single.
Us Weekly is reporting the Chace and Carrie, who have been dating since last summer, have called it quits.
A source said Chace’s “parents are fond of her… they believe ‘Carrie Crawford’ would be a great addition to the family!”
Could the rumors of Chace and JC Chasez and their “friendly” relationship have hurt the relationship?
Of course both reps declined to comment.
Who did the dumping????
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As we all learned from Mean Girls, “frenemies” are enemies who act like friends and “fraitors” are friends who secretly hate you. Of course, this kind of drama doesn’t just exist in movies - it’s very much present in young Hollywood!

For our first example, look at Lindsay Lohan (star of MG) and her BFF Samantha Ronson. But has Sam always been a good influence on Linds? At least she’s helping LiLo with her new album now… our favorite rehabber doesn’t need anymore toxic people in her life!

Speaking of which, there’s Brandon Davis - ya know, the one who launched the “firecrotch” tirade against the 21-year-old starlet. Heiress Paris Hilton used to be best buddies with this dude, but we’re glad that’s over with because Paris is better off without him!

And don’t forget about the Brits! Rocker Pete Doherty has certainly influenced - at least to some degree - the hard-partying ways of ex Kate Moss and pal Amy Winehouse. Think these gals are better off on their own?

Finally, there’s our beloved reality stars. With the return of The Hills, we can definitely expect to see more Lauren/Heidi/Spencer drama… but what’s real and what’s fake?
Guess that’s the point - sometimes, you never can tell!
All the way back to Larry Birkhead (and Howard K. Stern) and Anna Nicole Smith, we have to wonder just how much influence these possible “frenemies” have over celebs.
In your opinion, who do you think is the worst “fraitor” of all?
After her record-setting appearance on How I Met Your Mother on Monday, everyone in the television industry’s talkin’ Britney - even Emmy-winner Tina Fey!
Fey recently spoke to ET Online about the possibility of the pop princess taking a guest role on 30 Rock, and sounded quite excited by the possibility. “If there were a part that would be appropriate, I don’t think we would hesitate to go to somebody like that,” Fey said. “I actually worked with Britney twice at ‘Saturday Night Live’ and she was professional and nice.”
How exciting - maybe they could bring her on as Kenneth’s girlfriend from back home in Georgia?
Do you think Britney could work out on 30 Rock? Given how strong the writing’s been on that show since its inception, we sure do!
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