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Open Post: Hosted By Raven’s Eyebrows

If you are the owner of a beautiful pair of backwards eyebrows, why would you hide them by painting them in? That’s what Raven did last night before she went out in DC. This saddens me. She should wear her bald spot eyebrows with pride. That coat however needs be thrown back into the moth’s nest. Where is a crazy French flour bomber when you need them? And maybe they would have gotten a little flour on her eyebrows so she had to wipe that pencil off. RAVEN, STOP HIDING THOSE BEAUTIES!!!

Raven’s eyebrows are here to host your open party. This is where you can talk about all kinds of shit (even shit). Noooooo topic!

This Is What Dreams Are Made Of

Yes, my dreams have come alive thanks to the South Korean who invented this french fry-coated hot dog. This would be a mouth orgasm on a stick if the hot dog was filled with mayo and cheese. I’m going to pretend it is. It’s making my tongue jizz. The things I want to do with that thing.

And I bet you it looks exactly the same way coming out as it does going in!

Source: Urlesque

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Heidi & Spencer just sold you out, GOP

During the 2008 Election, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were good little gold-diggers and shilled for Sarah Palin. Well, here’s pics of Chins and Douchebeard giving President-elect Obama the love, in case any Republicans out there actually liked them based on their political views. I’m not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes with the following suggestion, but now would be a good time to load your guns. That said, anyone else surprised they’re not holding 40s?

J Lo Wears Her Ring and Democratic Blue For Obama Gala

Jennifer Lopez must have thought her wedding ring matched her dress this time around, because she wore it to the Latino Inaugural Gala in DC last night with Marc Anthony by her side. The couple kissed and cuddled throughout the party, chatting with Shakira and other guests as they continue to show off their happiness and squash the divorce rumors. A few people apparently didn’t want these two to attend the party since they never publicly supported Obama during the election, but regardless Marc performed and Jennifer spoke as many Latin stars celebrated our new president’s inauguration.

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