Guess who’s chatting outside with a bag on his shoulder?

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I was just about to post some shit that Kanye West supposedly told King Magazine about wanting to do a porn scene with a chick and another dude. I decided to skip on over to his blog first and my eyes hit the keyboard when this shit came up. I seriously never get used to Kanye’s bright blue, CAPS-filled fuckery sprinkled with millions of exclamation points. Never. This shit is like one of those posters from the 80s that if you started long enough at, you’d see a dolphin jumping through the ocean or some shit. Everyone would always shout “I see it! I see it!” But I never would. Cruel.

Let me break down Kanye’s rant for you. Earlier today, AVN posted this quote by Kanye to King: “I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it. I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes - myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women.”

The article is now gone from AVN’s website. I guess it was all made up and Kanye thinks everyone is out to get him. We’re all huddled in a dark room together, plotting ways to bring him down. Bitches don’t need to make up some shit about him doing porn in order to destroy him. All you have to do is remove the caps lock key from his MacBook Air. He would explode in 3…2…

And a Kanye West porn would be a total bust. That money shot would be worth about 2 cents. Kanye would make whoever was doing the scene with him wear a Kanye West mask so he could bust one. Then right when he was about to bring it home, he’d shout, “I’M THE CUMMER OF THIS GENERATION!!!!!1!111″

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We’re kicking off week three of our PopSugar Daily awesome Coach giveaways! Each week we’re giving out different fabulous goodies to jump-start 2009 and this week it’s three beautiful Coach handbags (Julianne style in parchment, black, and espresso).

To enter, all you have to do is sign up for PopSugar Daily, our newsletter of what’s hot to shop, see, or do that day. You’ll also get an entry for every friend you invite to sign up for the newsletter. Read the official rules here, check back next week to see our final Coach giveaway which starts on Thursday, and of course, tune in to PopSugar Daily to stay on top of what’s hot every day, every week.

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Courteney Cox and David Arquette caught a showing of Shrek: The Musical in NYC last night and got a chance to chat up the famous green ogre after the show. The couple is fresh off their DC trip where they celebrated the inauguration and took Coco to the parade. Between the frenzied excitement, David found a quick moment to hint that there could be another Scream movie in the works. Whether he was just joking with the paparazzi or not, it would be fun to see Courteney and David make cameos since the franchise is what brought them together in the first place.

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Just because your not-so-coordinated self takes a tumble on February 13th doesn’t mean you’re out of luck in the looks department on Valentine’s Day. Don’t panic: your outfit’s not ruined! Wear your wound proudly with a kiss shaped adhesive bandage! With four colors to choose from, you’ll be sure to add the right accent to your holiday look. One tin gives you 15 bandages, enough for more than a dozen minor mishaps — or if you need it, try them on a broken heart. They’re even cute enough to wear when you don’t have a scratch to hide. As if stickers weren’t fun enough, the tin includes a free toy — just to make sure your confidence hasn’t taken as big of a fall as you did. Once your Valentine sees it, they’ll know what to do — after all, kisses are the best medicine!


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