Police in Fargo, N.D., arrested Cisco Adler, best known for that picture of him naked except for tube socks, and for his romantic relationships with various celebrities, on Thursday morning after he punched a bar employee in the nose.

The incident took place during a brawl after his band’s show at The Hub.

Authorities were called to the Fargo venue about 12:24 a.m. after receiving a report of 15 people brawling and fighting security and management on the northeast corner of the building, according to local police dispatch logs.

Cisco Adler was arrested on suspicion of simple assault and booked into Cass County Jail. There were no problems with the arrest, Claus said, adding the employee made a citizen’s arrest (!?) before police even arrived.

Cisco Adler was released from jail at 1:26 a.m. after posting 0 bail.

Adler is the former frontman of the band Whitestarr, which he left in 2008. He and his new band, Shwayze, had a minor hit this year with “Buzzin’,” which was featured on an episode Gossip Girl. But mostly he’s known for his giant balls.

Shwayze was performing last night before the fight broke out.

The son of music producer Lou Adler, the Cisco kid has had relationships with various celebrities, including Mischa Barton, Kimberly Stewart, Lauren Conrad and Paris Hilton, according to his Wikipedia page, which he totally must have written.

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Premiering January 5, Season 13 (!) of The Bachelor promises to bring more surprises and emotional moments than ever as Jason Mesnick narrows down his search for love from 25 women to the one that will capture his heart.

The one he recently announced he is engaged to.

Jason Mesnick’s search for love includes:

• A whirlwind travel schedule where he brings one woman to the Walt Disney Hall for a private performance by R&B superstar Robin Thicke
• Taking another for a ride over the Los Angeles area in a Goodyear blimp
• Shutting down Legoland California as he treats one lady to a surprise
• Wearing a million dollars worth of jewelry
• Whisking a woman away on a private getaway to Las Vegas for a panoramic helicopter ride over Red Rock Canyon
• A cozy dinner and a performance by pop singer Kate Voegele
• Advice from General Hospital stars Bradford Anderson and Kirsten Storms, who treat Jason and six women to a behind-the-scenes look at the soap opera and coach the women on technique for on-screen kissing

Supposedly, the last item provides the bachelorettes with a chance to “act” out their secret fantasy with Jason Mesnick. Gals at home, try to contain yourselves!

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The first grandchild of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will be a boy, her father, Chuck Heath, revealed to the website Grandparents.com, which apparently exists.

Heath, who apparently needs some money or attention, said that his pregnant granddaughter, Bristol Palin, has a due date of December 20 - this Saturday!

Asked what Bristol and her baby-daddy-turned-fiance Levi Johnston will name their baby, Heath answered, “Oscar … No, I’m just kidding.” Good one, Chuck!

Seen here at the RNC in August, Bristol Palin cradles baby brother Trig while Levi Johnston stares solemnly at the floor, lamenting not using a condom.

In reality, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston don’t have a name for it yet, but there are 87 boxes of unopened mail that might contain some suggestions.

Here are some baby names we think would be fitting of Sarah Palin’s grandson. Vote for your favorite, and/or leave a comment with your own!

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Paris Hilton has a lot to say.

In a new interview with Esquire, the talentless socialite explains what happens to her used dresses, how grueling her daily schedule is and who makes her laugh…

On charitable efforts: “I give [worn dresses] to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS.”

On her daily schedule: “I was up making phone calls at 7 in the morning and I’ll be working it with every guy at the bar until 1:00 a.m.”

On who makes her laugh: “Will Ferrell movies make me laugh. My sister makes me laugh. Nicole Richie is hilarious.”

On her perfume strategy: “I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances and that attracts people to you.”

On her life-long ambition: “My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe… Ever since I was little it’s what I knew I wanted to do – be a blond icon.”

On the advantages of marriage: “You may not be able to be hot when you’re 75. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot. But your husband will.”

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What does Hugh Hefner find attractive about new girlfriend Dasha Astafieva?

It’s easy to see. Literally!

The Ukrainian model posed on the red carpet prior to Playboy’s 55th anniversary party last week, and she did so in an outfit that Jenna Jameson might be too shy to wear.

And in case the see-through dress wasn’t revealing enough, Dasha ditched her thong, giving photographers a glimpse of what Hef goes home to every night…

Click on the pictures below to see more - A LOT more - of Dasha Astafieva…

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