Archive for April 21st, 2009

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Madonna falls off horse, may not get back on.

Apr 21

Madonna fell off a horse, and I meant that literally, as opposed to the figurative version related to the Malawi people not allowing her to be a parent (wow, maybe some of the Malawi people should come over here and clean up America). Anyways, she actually fell off a real live horse. Again. The Material [...]

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Ashton Kutcher has more friends than you do.

Apr 21

Ashton Kutcher beat out CNN and Britney Spears in getting 1 million friends on Twitter. I can’t tell you how impressed I am. Seriously, last time I was this impressed I was making paper airplanes and throwing them at the TV during Making the Band season 198. Here is more amazement from People. For the [...]

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Susan Boyle does Larry King.

Apr 21

Well, not literally, although it does seem like a road these two could go down. Susan Boyle claims she has never been kissed and Larry King can’t find anyone to kiss. So….anyways, the 15 minutes of fame clock is still ticking for Boyle, carry on.

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Paris Hilton’s boobs are the new fish and chips.

Apr 21

Paris Hilton’s boobs came out in full force in London last night, and heck, she even looks bedazzled by the funbags. Is it just me, or has Paris Hilton’s boobs increased in size? Like naturally? All the same, looks like her boobs are the new fish and chips in the UK: Taste good, but way [...]

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Gwyneth Paltrow defines “high road”

Apr 21

Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently not loved by all. She apparently used to have a frenemy, Paris Hilton style, who tried to undermine her life and career. Check out what she said to Goop. Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person [...]

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