Jennifer Love Hewitt is a mediocre actress with large breasts and many ex-boyfriends.

Naturally, this makes her an expert on love and dating, as The Ghost Whisperer star will be penning an advice book called “The Day I Shot Cupid.”

Of the project, she says:

“Throughout my career, there has always been so much written about my love life. Some true, but mostly made up. I thought it was time to share the real story of what I’ve learned navigating the dating waters. Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of my hard lessons.”

Those hard lessons, which every woman out there can relate to, involve dumping Carson Daly via a radio show and having John Mayer write a song about her “wonderland” of a body. Tough times, indeed.

Our staff has actually gotten our hands on an early copy of Hewitt’s book. Various chapters are titled:

• Can’t Hardly Wait to Find Love, Make Money Off Morons That Would Buy This
• Will You Join My Party of Two Giant Boobs?
• The Dirty Words Whisperer
• I’m Dating a Major Dork and You Can, Too!

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Man, Kate Gosselin really did a number on this poor guy.

We mean Jon Gosselin, mentally, that is. Not poor little Aaden, who had to go to the pediatrics hospital on Saturday in Reading, Pennsylvania.

Chances are, the five-year-old’s injuries were not the result of another Kate Gosselin spanking. But who can say for certain with that woman?

A rep for TLC, when reached for comment, said, “When you have eight kids, someone is bound to get hurt. It’s nothing tragic. Everything is fine.”

Here’s Jon and Aaden leaving the hospital …

With their special divorce announcement on tap for tomorrow’s episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8, Kate apparently left town for some alone time this weekend.

Unfortunately, she is probably expected back at some point in the near future.

She took off by herself so that the eight kids could spend Father’s Day with Jon Gosselin. How sweet, their last Father’s Day with married parents! Yay!

No word if Hailey Glassman and/or Deanna Hummel are coming over.

Follow the jump for a two minute preview of tomorrow’s episode …

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As if the first concert of the Jonas Brothers’ new tour in Arlington, Texas, last night wasn’t awesome enough, a very special guest made an appearance.

That’s right, none other than Miley Cyrus came on stage to sing her duet with Nick Jonas, “Before The Storm,” off the latest Jonas Brothers album.

Looks like they’ve reconnected in more ways than one!

The two have spent QT together since she broke up with Justin Gaston recently, and Joe Jonas basically confirmed Nick and Miley are dating in an interview with Larry King. But this video may be the strongest evidence of their love yet.

From the way Miley looks at Nick during the performance, is there any doubt she is head over heels in love with him? We think not. We think not.

Here’s Miley and Nick performing together at last night’s show. Try to keep the squeals at a reasonable volume if you’re watching this in public:

Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus: Before the Storm

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Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan were spotted together Thursday night.

Our imaginations ran wild with that run-in, but it turns out their meeting was strictly business - Ryan wants to create a Lindsay Lohan reality show.

“Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her … it helps people and gives others a second shot!” Ryan wrote on his Twitter page.

“Still putting it all together.”

The American Idol host is no stranger to producing. In addition to his radio hosting gig, the star has lent his TV production talents to E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Denise Richards‘ It’s Complicated and Brody Jenner’s Bromance.

Ryan Seacrest’s eyes are on this future reality TV firecrotch prize.

Lindsay Lohan - who in the past week alone was investigated in a 0K jewel heist, was dumped for good by Samantha Ronson, posted topless pictures of herself online and had her Twitter account “hacked,” also mentioned details of the project.

“Working on a really great project for television - I am excited!” she Twatted. “Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC … :)”

The premise of the series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given million to make it happen.

Lohan would serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants’ stories.

Because that’s the kind of “panelist” who needs to oversee people and their problems: A coked-up, slutty, Twitter-obsessed, wannabe lesbian attention whore who can’t hold down a job to save her life. Sounds like a winner, Ryan!

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Hooks up in the professional sense, that is. Not in the sense of a make-out session between them, or delivering a devastating right hook to her dome.

Even with his preliminary hearing scheduled for tomorrow, Chris Brown isn’t letting legal problems get in the way of putting together his new album.

Keri Hilson, a hit-making songwriter and singing superstar in her own right, tells E! Online that Chris recently asked for her help in the studio.

“He contacted me like four or five days ago,” Hilson said. “Us working together will be the first project I’ve worked on as a songwriter in a while.”

This wouldn’t be the first time for the two. They dueted on “Superhuman,” plus Hilson wrote “Young Love,” a track on Brown’s debut album.

Despite Chris Brown’s alleged walloping of Rihanna on February 8, Keri Hilson thinks his fans will stick with him, especially as more time passes.

“It is unfortunate what they are going through, but I feel like if you’ve ever had a fan base, you’re really only one song away from appeasing that base,” she said of Chris Brown, whose PR firm is actively trying to remake his image.

“Whether that song is autobiographical or whether you want to talk about it or not, you’re just one hit away. That’s what I think of the industry in a nutshell.”

Lil Wayne is another controversial star Hilson has collaborated with. Most recently, two women (Nivea Hamilton and Lauren London) came out and said that they are currently pregnant with babies fathered by the frequently-arrested rapper.

“I’m still kind of hoping it’s not true,” Hilson said of Lil Wayne’s losing battle with condoms. “I’m a face-value person. I won’t believe it until I see it.”

Give it about 6-7 months then, Keri.

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