A couple weeks ago, Jon Gosselin said he was single, “per se.”

Translation: dude will totally ransack anything with breasts!

The father of eight’s latest conquest may be his most impressive / galling / hilarious: reports have linked him with Stephanie Santoro, a cocktail waitress, aspiring model and, oh, his children’s babysitter!

According to Radar Online, Santoro has told friends that Gosselin hired her to take care of his kids. But Jon and Stephanie spent Saturday night together at Legends, an establishment in Reading, Pennsylvania where Santoro occasionally works.

The pair left together around 3 a.m., a witness told Radar, only to end up back at the family residence, where Santoro spent the night in Jon’s apartment over the garage.

Seriously - there are photos!

Is the coast clear? Can we pretend that no paparazzi are around to capture our respective walks of shame?

Santoro is 23 years old. She has brown hair, brown eyes and writes on her Modelmayhem.com biography that she’ll pose nude.

Follow this article’s jump to view shots from her modeling portfolio.

Tomorrow night, Kate Major will sit down and dish the dirt on her time spent with Jon. Will she be peeved that he’s already moved on? Will you watch the interview?

Will this dating carousel ever end?

So many questions. So many random women for Jon Gosselin to sleep with.

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Elle Magazine recently became the latest in a long line of publications to put out a Jennifer Aniston sob story. Oh no, she’s 40 and single. Cry for her!

Poor, lonely Jen. Seriously, does anyone think that celebrities in relationships right now won’t get divorced, or that she truly can’t find love after 40?

Overplayed as this angle is, Jennifer Aniston doesn’t seem too bothered by it, although she says she is aware of what’s whispered behind her back.

“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room,” the actress, tells the September issue of the fashion magazine. “It’s fine. I can take it.”

“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it,” says the actress, who was recently linked to Bradley Cooper following splits with Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and John Mayer.

“I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up,” Aniston adds. “And I’m fully supportive of anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest [but] is ready to push forward.”

Jennifer Aniston says that she has always used humor to get her through tough situations. Her folks made each other laugh “like nobody’s business,” she says.

“I put a lot of value in that at a very young age.”

But that hasn’t always easy.

Her father, soap opera star John (who has been a cast member on Days of Our Lives from 1985-present), left her mom, Nancy, when she was just nine.

Says the actress, “My dad walking out and not seeing him for a year and not knowing where he was … Trying to understand, ‘Where did that person go?’”

It explains so much. Only not at all.

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These Rihanna-Chris-Brown rumors just won’t go away.

A UK celeb news magazine claims this afternoon that rather than what was described as a mere coincidence - when the two superstars both stayed at New York’s Trump International Hotel a few weeks back - they actually hooked up in the Big Apple.

Star reports that a hotel source saw them “canoodling” in her room (their word, not ours) and that they used decoy cars to “put off” the media in the process.

The magazine also claims exclusive quotes from Rihanna’s mom Monica Fenty, who is pretty upset that her daughter is supposedly back in Chris Brown’s arms.

“I’m devastated, but what can I do? Rihanna is her own woman with her own mind. Independent. Chris has a bizarre power over her,” Fenty said (supposedly).

“She still loves him and he knows it. In her eyes he’s a god. Even after all this time, after what he did, it’s not diminished, no way,” she added (supposedly).

What he did, of course, was beat the $h!t out of her. But if you’re a god, then you can pretty much do whatever you want and receive no jail time. Right?

At the time, sources for both Chris and RiRi denied anything was up. But were they just downplaying it? And what’s with that ring on her finger? [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Chris, who filled in for Drake at a Virginia Beach concert over the weekend, publicly apologized for the first time last month. The assault happened in February.

Rihanna has been seen out and about frequently, and has been linked to Drake (ironically). But rumors of her reconciliation with Chris have been heating up.

The conditions of Chris Brown’s plea bargain prevent him from coming within 50 yards of the singer, but does that even apply if both of them want to hit it?

Should Rihanna and Chris Brown get back together?

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Last week, we asked readers to name the sexiest pretend vampire of all-time.

In less-than-shocking results, Robert Pattinson took home over three-quarters of the votes cast.

But was the poll even legitimate?

Sure, Pattinson was involved. And, yes, other handsome blood suckers - such as Tom Cruise from Interview with the Vampire and Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries - were pictured.

But we’ve received angry emails from True Blood fans that say no vampire comparison is complete without the inclusion of Alexander Skarsgard. As always, you’ve asked… we’ve answered!

Compare the Swedish actor, whose best known American credit is portraying Eric on this HBO hit, with Pattinson below. Then, cast your vote…

Who makes the hotter pretend vampire?

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The son of Academy Award winner Michael Douglas has been arrested - and not for the first time - but Cameron Douglas has really outdone his drugged-out self.

Police say that the younger Douglas, 30, was in the middle of a deal to sell an eye-popping pile of crystal meth before he was snared by federal authorities.

The sometime-actor / sometime-DJ was busted back on July 28 at the Gansevoort Hotel in the Meatpacking District by a DEA task force, police sources report.

He’d been staying at the hotel for some time in a room rented by his dad. When the authorities barged in, they found the place a mess and Cameron “very strung out.”

An informant had told the investigators that Cameron Douglas was the middle man in a deal to move a half-pound of crystal meth from California to New York to sell.

The drugs were intercepted before they got to New York.

Crystal methamphetamine sells for approximately a gram - meaning Douglas had allegedly dealt about ,000 worth. Not a small-time sentence, we’d guess.

Michael Douglas was informed and was “furious,” a source said. A spokesman for Michael has not return calls for comment. Nor has the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

As of this report, Cameron Douglas is still being held in custody.

In 2007, when the dude was still a n’er-do-well and not a full-fledged drug dealer, he was arrested with another man after being pulled over in Santa Barbara, Calif., with a bottle of liquid cocaine and a syringe in the car.

In 1999, when he was working as a DJ at the Tunnel club in Chelsea, he was busted buying cocaine with a gal pal from a drug dealer being tailed by cops.

Aside from getting arrested on drug charges, Cameron Douglas is best known for starring with his father and grandfather in 2003’s It Runs in the Family.

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