We know. We are as perlexed as you are.

Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson, it’s not. But Levi Johnston and Mike Tyson deserve their Teen Choice Awards fashion due, as well. Or at least we’re giving it to them.

As you can see below, the baby daddy of Bristol Palin arrived at the awards show last night for some reason, arm-in-arm with Kathy Griffin. Note to teens everywhere: knock up the teen daughter of a V.P. candidate and you too can be famous.

Levi does look pretty dapper, at least. His fashion competition here? Not so much. Mike Tyson, posing with some unidentified and surely traumatized ‘tweens, looks like he has let himself go, both with that gut as well as his unbuttoned pink shirt.

Who do you think looked better? Vote in the survey below:

Who looked better?

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Someone needs to hold a mirror up in front of Joe Jonas and offer him an important reminder:

The young rocker can have any girl he wants.

Joe might be aware of this fact, but according to a report in The New York Post, he doesn’t care.

For whom the Belle tolls: Joe Jonas is reportedly having trouble moving on. Any ladies out there care to help him?

A source told the newspaper that Jonas can’t get over Camilla Belle, following the couple’s break-up in July. This insider said:

“Camilla is the one who ended it with Joe. The relationship was becoming too serious for her. Joe is still really upset and keeps calling her and leaving messages. He even got [brother] Kevin to call her.”

The anonymous source added that Joe might be getting the cold shoulder from his ex because she thinks he’s moved on already: he and Disney star Brenda Song shared a meal together in Hollywood over the weekend.

Think she and Jonas would make a good couple? Or should Joe continue to grovel over the girl that broke his heart?

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Troy Bolton vs. Edward Cullen.

Singing vs. blood-sucking.

Straight hair vs. shaggy.

No matter how you break down this Fashion Face-Off, courtesy of last night’s Teen Choice Awards red carpet, readers are faced with a difficult decision. Choosing between Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson is akin to selecting one’s favorite parent.

If both parents were strapping young men that could each make butter melt just by staring at it, that is.

Still, one must sometimes do what is most challenging. It builds character. With that in mind, compare and contrast the hunks below and then share your thoughts on each…

Who looks hotter?

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Miley Cyrus is a complete phony.

The Disney icon pretends to be an innocent 16-year old whenever she’s involved with a scandal, such as when she clearly mocked Asian people in a photograph earlier this year, but then she poses in hooker boots and tells the world she’s “not a kid anymore.”

As if to prove her point, Miley put on a performance for the ages (literally!) at last night’s Teen Choice Awards.

The singer rocked out to her new single, “Party in the USA,” while standing atop an ice cream cart (awww, see how young and innocent she is?!?) and pole dancing like a stripper!

Later in the evening, Cyrus presented the Ultimate Choice Award to Britney Spears and told the fans: “I’m a huge fans of hers.”

Makes sense. Britney has also made a career out of appealing to teenagers with her supposed saintliness, only to release songs with lyrics that would make Hugh Hefner blush.

We hope we’re wrong, but it’s just a matter of time until Miley also gets knocked up twice and then divorced.

Click on the pics below to view more images of Cyrus getting her stripper impression on. Then, follow this article’s jump to watch a video of the entire performance…

Party in the USA Performance

Is this really appropriate for a 16-year old… performing in front of other 16-year olds? Write in. Let us know your thoughts.

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Kim Kardashian has gone blonde. For real this time.

Months ago, the reality TV star posed for photos in a blonde wig and asked fans what they thought of the look.

She must have gotten positive feedback, as Kardashian debuted a new, lighter shade of hair at last night’s taping for the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.

Just a couple weeks after she broke up with Reggie Bush, was this an attempt by Kim to start a clean slate? After all, her hair formerly matched the skin color of her boyfriends (from Nick Cannon to Ray J to Bush). Perhaps she’s now trying to leave the past behind.

Check out the new Kim Kardashian below and then vote in our poll:

Do you like Kim’s new hair kolor?

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