A crazed fan might be threatening to kill a kitten if Miley Cyrus doesn’t return to Twitter, but the singer isn’t letting this possible homicide get her down.

On Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today, Miley focused on her much-hyped, upcoming cameo in Sex and the City 2. She said:

“Literally, I shot for like an hour and a half, and I was done. It was a total dream come true… Working with [Kim Cattrall] was really cool, and Sarah Jessica Parker was the nicest person in the world.”

Of course, it wouldn’t be an interview with Cyrus if the actress didn’t dish on something self-serving, as well.

Regarding her 17th birthday on November 23, the star revealed her outlandish part hopes, saying:

“I want to rent out a cool place and play all Dolly Parton music and have everyone dress up as their favorite Dolly moment. I am really excited about getting all my crew members to dress up as Dolly. That’s probably going to be the funniest thing ever.”

Write in now and tell us your favorite Dolly moment!

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Jennifer Elia, the girlfriend of Chaz Bono, was completely supportive of her partner’s decision to undergo a sex change operation and become a man.

Quite the display of strength and quite the departure from the countless celebrity relationships we’ve talked about that fizzle out over minute details.

Chaz Bono says his gender reassignment surgery allows the two to physically have what they’ve always had emotionally: a heterosexual relationship.

“She’s been amazing,” Bono, who underwent the operation this summer, told ET.

“I really feel so grateful to be going through this with a partner.”

Chaz Bono’s operation by no means caught Jennifer Elia off guard.

She knew his intention to do this from the start, Bono says: “I didn’t just spring this on Jennifer recently. This was something she knew about shortly after we met. Our relationship always modeled a heterosexual relationship.”

“This was true emotionally and intellectually. Now it is physically as well.”

Chaz Bono, whose voice is drastically lower and has been shaving once a week now, says he feels relieved, as in his mind, he’s always been a male.

“I feel like I’m living in my body for the first time, and it feels really good,” said the child of Cher, who was also supportive of Chaz’s sex change.

“The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child,” she said.

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An apparently dangerous stalker of Ryan Seacrest, Chidi Uzomah, was arrested inside the E! building where Ryan shoots his daily TV show earlier this morning.

Uzomah was arrested at 9:40 a.m. PDT today, after showing up at E! offices and asking to see Ryan Seacrest. He was armed with a knife when he showed up.

Sources say he is the same man who attacked Ryan’s security guard last month outside an Orange County hospital. In that incident, he had a knife as well.

Uzomah pleaded guilty to three misdemeanors for the prior incident. The judge placed him on three years probation, ordering him to stay away from Ryan.

Apparently that didn’t work.

He was detained by LAPD the in the lobby of the E! building after a security guard, who was aware of who Chidi Uzomah was, called them after he came in.

An armed Chidi Uzomah came looking for Ryan Seacrest today. Scary.

Ryan Seacrest was in the building at the time Uzomah entered, although fortunately the deranged lunatic never got within sight of the American Idol host.

According to TMZ, the hardest working man in Hollywood and his staff have been asking prosecutors for weeks to take swift action against the alleged wacko.

Earlier this month, Uzomah, unaware that his target works out of E! offices in L.A., showed up at KIIS-FM in Burbank, Calif., on the hunt for Ryan Seacrest.

The Burbank police were called but no arrest was made.

Ryan’s people called the Orange County D.A.’s office immediately after the KIIS incident, asking prosecutors to violate Uzomah’s probation and put in place a criminal protective order. They fear he poses danger and should be locked up.

Not a hard sell after today’s frightening encounter.

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One is a comedian.

The other is a Dancing Star.

But readers of Playboy will get a chance to see both Chelsea Handler nude and Joanna Krupa nude in the very near future.

There will be two different covers of the magazine’s December issue this year, as Christmas comes early in the form of a pair of scantily-clad blondes. See for yourself:

But what if this wasn’t the case? What if Playboy made subscribes choose between Krupa and Handler?

Which of these women would you rather strip down and saddle up?

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Yesterday’s THG Caption Contest yielded some great entries, as always.

Our readers didn’t disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of Scott Disick and his baby mama’s stepdad Bruce Jenner. Your winner is HVAC.

Congratulations on a job well done. The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Nikki and Cindy. Thanks to everybody for sending in their efforts and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Former Olympic Champ meets total Douche for lunch.

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