Looks like the fake relationship Kristin Cavallari and Justin-Bobby have been building on The Hills will heat up even more on next week’s episode.

Living up to her scripted reputation as a “man-eater” and a “boyfriend-stealer” on the reality show, Kristin gets all cozy with Justin on the beach.

“C’mere, you sexy bitch,” Cavallari seductively tells Justin-Bobby (real name Justin Brescia) from the afar, watching him surfing. “Lookin’ good!”

J-B then shows off his awesome “Italy” tattoo across his stomach, prompting Kristin Cavallari to remark that she wants two more tats on her feet.

Absolutely scintillating stuff, we know.

He is unable to entice her into the water, as she says rather kick it and have a glass of wine. Justin notes that it’s a little early to start drinking.

Her response? “It’s never too early.”

Classy babe, she. Here’s the clip:

You Sexy Bitch

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What a week. Below, our staff takes a look back at the defining moments of the past seven days in celebrity gossip, one of the most exciting since … well, last week.

Welcome to THG’s Week in Review!

Some of the highlights (and lowlights):

• Kate Gosselin said Jon stole all their money and she can no longer pay bills. Jon said Kate is an abusive monster who he can’t tolerate. The Gosselin kids, along with the rest of the freaking world, are sick of both of them.
• Embattled by sex and extortion scandals, David Letterman apologized to his wife on the air. His mistress, Stephanie Birkitt, may have cheated on her boyfriend, Dave’s alleged blackmailer Robert Halderman, sparking jealousy.
• President Barack Obama somehow won the Nobel Peace Prize. Even after an SNL skit took some (funny) shots at the chief exec’s lack of accomplishments.
• Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter. This was devastating to her millions of fans. And dad Billy Ray, who begged her to reconsider, as the world needs her.

Miley Cyrus’ deletion of her Twitter left the world imperiled.

• ESPN the Magazine puts Serena Williams nude on the cover. Hot? Not?
• Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy! Yay for publicity her and Scott!
• Just when you think Levi Johnston can’t stoop any lower to cash in …
• Kevin Federline is gross, quite possibly the world’s biggest dirtbag.
• So much forced drama on The Hills, so many commercials on MTV.
• Taylor Lautner is absolutely freaking ripped. And swoon-inducing.
• Marge Simpson in Playboy: WTH? Classy? Funny? Weird? Sexy?

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Okay, so Lindsay Lohan’s first fashion collection with Ungaro bombed, to the surprise of no one. But her mom, Dina, still says her eldest daughter is “brilliant.”

What are parents for if they can’t vie for attention and pimp you out your entire life, turning you into an absolute train wreck provide unconditional support?

“The critics can say whatever they want. Lindsay is a genius,” Dina told the New York Post, adding that all the haters should “leave Lindsay Lohan alone.”

“Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish,” she says. “Stop judging the Britney Spears and the Lindsay Lohans. They are very creative girls. That is a gift from a higher power of God.”

The true face of genius.

Dina also slams her estranged husband, Michael Lohan, for claiming that he was planning an intervention for Lindsay, who’s already been to rehab three times.

“I don’t go - like my ex - on national television and make things up,” Dina said (to the New York Post, one of the most widely-circulated papers in the world).

She adds, “He’s estranged from Lindsay; he doesn’t know what’s going on in her life. Michael doesn’t talk to her. I have had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time.”

“Whatever is going on in Lindsay’s personal life is our business. Him getting paid to say things about her when he’s months behind in child support is wrong.”

Hey, at least he’s befriended Jon Gosselin recently. Some people like him!

When asked if Lindsay Lohan still has addiction problems as Michael has repeatedly alleged, Dina dodged the Post’s question, saying: “I have no idea what he is talking about … I can’t comment on everything my ex says.”

Addiction woes or not, those hacked voicemails prove she’s got issues.

Dina Lohan is a bit insane, but sure keeps things interesting.

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According to Billy Ray Cyrus, his daughter is pretty much the Mother Teresa of Hollywood. She’s the “light” in a dark universe and, therefore, should never have deleted her Twitter account.

Really, he said that.

But in a new video, Miley Cyrus explains why she will no longer Tweet to her fans. It’s not because of pressure from boy toy Liam Hemsworth; it’s because Cyrus wants to keep her private life private and is “living for me.”

It’s actually the most sense Miley has made in months, even if she had to do it in another attention-grabbing, self-serving manner…

Will you miss Miley on Twitter?

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Welcome, fans of celebrity news and gossip across the world. Below are some of the best celebrity pictures posted on The Hollywood Gossip this week.

Just click to enlarge some of the funny, sexy and random images below, then follow the jump for more quality celebrity photos from, the last seven days …

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