A reality TV show featuring … David Hasselhoff?

One only about David Hasselhoff and what a wreck he is? Sure, it would be better if Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan somehow joined him, but hey, sign us up!

A few weeks ago, David’s daughter Twittered (and later deleted) what we thought was confirmation that her train wreck dad would be putting his life on the air.

Well, no air date has been set yet, but the Hoff project appears to be close, or at least under consideration, according to an A&E rep, who said: “We are in discussions about the possibility of a series, but nothing official at this time.”

AMERICA’S GOT HOFF: David’s disaster of a life might be coming to A&E!

Hoff’s teenagers, Hayley and Taylor, no strangers to his candid, drunk antics, are also expected to appear in what is being billed as a poor man’s Leave it to Lamas.

Just kidding. No one’s billing it as that - but you believed it, right?

Not surprisingly, his ex-wife Pamela Bach will not be appearing in the show. We hope she coincidentally leaks a poor woman’s Shauna Sand sex tape instead.

In closing, it’s critical that you remember the following lesson:

If we’ve learned one thing in a life of celebrity gossip, it’s that you don’t hassle the Hoff. Unless he willingly puts himself on reality TV. Then he’s fair game.

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A couple weeks ago, NeNe Leakes confronted Michael Lohan on The Insider.

Please, don’t ask us why those two were somehow featured on this entertainment news program.

In response to The Real Housewife of Atlanta telling him to suck it, Lohan said NeNe should lose some weight (though he used more colorful wording). Based on an OK! Weekly article, it looks like Leakes is taking that advice.

“My trainer has taught me to eat breakfast,” Leakes said of fitness guru Tammy Stokes. “She said, ‘NeNe, you have to bite something in the morning to get your metabolism going.’ So I’ve learned to do that, and it works.

“Then I eat my lunch: lots of salads with chicken. I love to go out to eat for dinner, [but] I never order an entrée. The portion sizes today are very large. So I’ll order an appetizer.”

Who said Michael Lohan doesn’t do any good in the world? Oh. Right.

Everybody says that.

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Speaking about Chris Brown for the first time since he assaulted her back in February, Rihanna will break her silence later this week in a two-part interview with ABC’s Good Morning America (Thursday) and 20/20 (Friday).

The 21-year-old star finally “tells her story” about what happened that night and how the former lovers have responded since then, according to a network promo.

Brown, who was sentenced to five years of probation, 180 days of community labor and a year of domestic violence classes, has publicly apologized repeatedly.

Chris also blatantly pined for Rihanna on Twitter and YouTube quite recently.

Rihanna, whose new song, “Wait Your Turn,” dropped today, has been silent.

The interview kicks off a PR tour for her highly anticipated fourth album, Rated R, which comes out November 23. It will be interesting to hear what she says.

Specifically, does she blame herself at all for the incident, in which Brown beat, choked and threatened her in a fit of rage - and does she forgive what he did?

Before that fateful evening in February, Rihanna and Chris Brown might have been the hottest couple in music. Now they’re just a couple of hotheads in music.

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With both celebrity gossip notoriety and ridiculous appearances going for them, it’s no surprise that Kate and Jon Gosselin were Halloween staples this year.

A pair of celebrity duos themselves decided to go as the terrible tandem.

On Live with Regis and Kelly, Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa masqueraded as Jon and Kate, complete his and her stacks of 0 bills divided on the table. LOL.

Meanwhile, the gruesome twosome who relinquished their title of Most Painful Reality TV Couple to the Gosselins showed gratitude by dressing up as them.

Spencer and Heidi Pratt also lugged around eight dolls, a funny touch. Let’s just hope that Speidi doesn’t have eight children of their own someday. Yeesh.

Whose costumes were tops? Compare the faux Gosselins and vote below …

Who makes a better Jon and Kate?

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Lil’ Wayne is once again facing legal problems, although at least he’s mixing in some copyright infringement with his usual means of running afoul.

Weezy, along with Birdman (also a rapper), have been slapped with a new copyright lawsuit by a Florida resident named Thomas Marasciullo.

Marasciullo accuses both of using his voice without permission on albums.

His story goes like this: Back in 2006, Marasciullo was asked to record “Italian-styled spoken-word recordings” for Cash Money Records and is claiming those recordings were used on four tracks on Lil’ Wayne’s album Like Father, Like Son.

They also appear on Birdman’s 5 (Star) Stunna record, he claims.

Lil Wayne is used to legal battles, but not of the copyright infringement variety. Mostly of the thug variety. The rap star is set to begin a prison term early next year.

Why didn’t he figure this out years ago? He says he only learned his voice was being used after his daughter was trying to download Aretha Franklin’s “Respect” for a ringtone, but mistakenly played the Lil Wayne song of the same name.

On a side note, his daughter must have been traumatized.

Marasciullo also claims that his son was fired from a recording engineer job with Cash Money Records after he started asking bosses for compensation.

Compensation for a job? What a novel concept. Marasciullo is suing Birdman and Lil Wayne, who is going to jail soon, Cash Money and Universal Music.

He is seeking unspecified damages from the rappers. He’d better hope Wayne has enough cash money left, having just had three kids in one year.

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