Jealous much, Miley Cyrus?

Interview by a Cleveland radio station prior to a concert on Sunday night, Cyrus was asked about the Twilight Saga.

She could have simply said she’s never read the books or seen a movie in the franchise. Instead, the singer chose to thumb her nose at the series:

“I’ve never seen [Twilight], nor will I. I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires, I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching TV at night, I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts, I don’t like any of it.”

Jeez, Miles. You don’t believe in Twilight?!? We’re sorry to report: it exists.

Moreover, that wolf has a name: Taylor Lautner. And, finally, don’t worry: no one asking you to have anything to do with it. It was just a question.

Choose a side in this feud:

Watch Miley dig herself into an enormous hole after this article’s jump.

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Carrie Prejean truly has a reason to believe in God now.

The former pageant queen has been briefly bumped out of the sex tape spotlight.

It’s been revealed that a pair of 2008 Miss Universe contestants - Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad and Tobago - take center stage in a hardcore three-way sex tape with a random professional photographer.

TMZ reports that Hiroko Mima (Japan) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (T&T) are the beauty queens in question; both competed in the 2008 pageant.

Said a Miss Universe pageant rep: “This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement … thank goodness.”

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Finally, the time has come. 

The time to see Levi Johnston nude. Well, mostly anyway.

Even though he wussed out and declined to give us the full Johnston in Playgirl after all, Levi is still very much posing for the magazine. And he is in the shower.

We hear there is also a hockey stick involved, but we’ll have to wait for the full photo spread to know for sure. Here’s hoping he didn’t bail on that promise too.

Playgirl just released this promotional teaser for Johnston’s upcoming shoot, which has gotten the mag plenty of buzz. Here’s Levi in all his half-nude glory …

A showering Levi Johnston leaves you wanting more. Or not.

Do you wanna see Levi Johnston nude?

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Lindsay Lohan has plenty of family problems, but is she also in financial trouble? If these recent reports are to be believed, she’s going off the deep end.

At least week’s launch of Jermaine Dupri’s new watch line “NuPop” at Kitson, Linds apparently decided she wanted more than a nice watch to take home.

Although Linds was already being paid to show up, organizers offered the “actress” 0 to spend at Kitson, which she in turn bargained up to ,000.

Lohan proceded to go crazy in the store, racking up a ,000 bill.

Told she had exceeded her limit 15-fold, Lohan responded that she should be comped because “I’m the only celebrity here.” Guess she doesn’t think that Jermaine Dupri himself, or Bridget Marquardt or Gretchen Rossi, qualify there.

Anyway, when organizers negged her, Lindsay “started talking smack about them to Jermaine Dupri who doesn’t even know her,” said an insider.

The face of trouble. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“He was totally bewildered and couldn’t believe it,” the source added of Janet Jackson’s ex. “Eventually they upped her limit to ,000 to calm her down.”

A distraught Lohan then tried to bargain with the Kitson staff, insisting the boutique should let her take the remaining items for free. In exchange, she offered to “come in the next day and carry bags out so the paps could take shots.”

“The owner (Fraser Ross) couldn’t be reached so they told Lindsay to take the ,000 worth and come in the next day and speak with him,” said a source.

Eventually the sulking starlet took her bags and stormed out in a huff declaring she would return for the rest. No clue if she actually did go back, though.

Later, she attempted to pawn an expensive bottle of champagne onto the credit card of none other than Kellan Lutz at Crown Bar. Never a smart move.

Do not anger the Cullens, b!tch.

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If you read celebrity gossip sites, or are on Playboy’s email distribution list, you probably already knew that its December issue features Joanna Krupa nude.

On top of this hottie in her birthday suit, the men of How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel and Josh Radnor - all suit up for the magazine!

To celebrate the 100th episode of the hit series, the bros model the season’s hottest fashions from Hickey Freeman, Paul Smith to Hugo Boss and more.

In addition to looking dapper, the trio that provides so many classic How I Met Your Mother quotes each week shares some fashion dos and don’ts below:

Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radnor and Jason Segel clean up nicely in real life! Well, the latter two do. NPH always looks like this on TV as well. [Photos: Playboy]

Neil Patrick Harris: “If you can afford it, I’d recommend having your own wardrobe department. You can’t go wrong.”

Josh Radnor: “I have fond memories of parachute pants!”

Jason Segel: “After Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the publicist said to me, ‘Listen, you’re kind of successful now, so you have to step it up. You can’t keep dressing like this.’ Now my costume lady for that film and I Love You, Man puts outfits on hangers for me marked Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. It’s embarrassing, but I kind of love it.”

His character, Marshall Eriksen, would be proud. Don’t get us wrong, that guy is clueless about fashion - but his inner nerd would love daily designated outfits.

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