The first batch of Levi Johnston Playgirl pictures left much to be desired.

Last month’s pics weren’t as risque as advertised, and you couldn’t access most of them without entering a credit card number on a site full of naked dudes.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, if your last name is Palin), the magazine has released a newer, nuder shot of America’s favorite unwed teenage baby daddy.

He’s so naked, we’ve had to post it after the jump!

We’ll say this much about it: The man who knocked up Bristol Palin is wearing only hockey gear, and little of it. You ready to see the full Johnston? Go forth:

Levi Johnston nude in Playgirl: Hot or not?

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Lindsay Lohan may not have a movie (or a TV show, or a play, or a clothing line, or anything really) to promote, so this is officially what her “career” has come to.

This shoot for Muse magazine, which apparently exists, showcases our girl at her best - smoking, wearing no pants and apparently taking part in a threesome.

The headline for the mag’s big cover story: LINDSAY EXPOSED!

Yeah, as if she hasn’t been “exposed” by Jason Segel and countless others lately. Come on Muse. Try tempting us with something we haven’t all seen …

Lindsay Lohan: Exposed, engaged in threesome action.

You know, we just looked it up and were amazed to learn that Lindsay is only 23.

Considering how hard, and how long her career has been on the decline we would have guessed closer to 40. On the plus side, that leaves her more to recover.

If these Lindsay Lohan pictures are any indication, that’s not likely to happen anytime soon, unfortch. This is a small step above Playboy. We give it six months.

Click to enlarge the mostly hot, slightly funny images below:

[Photos: Muse]

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It may have taken Adam Lambert and ABC awhile to make up, following the former racy performance at the American Music Awards, but the singer has always had a solid relationship with Fox.

That’s the network, after all, that airs American Idol and helped launch Lambert’s career.

The singer will return to the place of his career birth on December 16, as he performs the singe “Whataya Want From Me” on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance. Program your DVR accordingly!

Meanwhile, a few thousand lucky Lambert fans will also see this crooner live.

On December 12, Adam and Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester will co-host the Y100 Jingle Ball at the Bank Atlantic Center in Sunrise, Florida.

No word yet on whether these two might team up for a duet at the event, or if our Lambert and Meester-loving hearts will be able to handle it if they do!

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Holly Sampson, a porn star from Los Angeles, has become the seventh woman identified as an alleged mistress of Tiger Woods, according to UK tabloids.

Despite her profession, Woods may rival Holly in terms of career sex partners the way this still-unfolding scandal is going. He’s averaging like one a day.

The 36-year-old “actress” has not articulated specifics of the affair as of yet, but if her filmography is any indication, we imagine they were into kinky stuff!

Film credits of Holly Sampson include:

• Descent Into Bondage
• How I Did Your MILF
• Diary of a Horny Housewife
• Flying Solo 2 (featuring Carrie Prejean)
• OMG Stop Tickling Me (Tiger’s favorite) 

Holly Sampson nailed Tiger Woods. Who hasn’t, though?

This news comes just after alleged Tiger mistresses #5 and #6, Mindy Lawton and Cori Rist, were revealed over the weekend. Talk about prolific boinking.

We should start a pool for what the final tally will be.

Tiger and his wife, Elin Nordegren, have reportedly undergone intensive couples therapy (i.e. prenup renegotiation) since his alleged affairs were exposed.

Let’s just say she stands to make a lot of money off of this.

Mistress #8, who has allegedly surfaced in Orlando, but has not yet gone public with her name or details of an affair, should be doing so any second now.

We should hit double digits by close of business tomorrow.

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The bad news for Fox viewers tonight? No new episodes of House or Lie to Me.

The really good news? That’s because the network is airing Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special, a concert/variety show hosted by the most successful American Idol contestant in show history.

While Adam Lambert might create controversy and even get himself banned by networks, Underwood is one of the most universally beloved singers - nay, celebrities! - on the planet. She’s gorgeous, talented and, by all accounts, very nice.

Guest stars on tonight’s special include including Dolly Parton, Brad Paisley, David Cook, Christina Applegate and Kristin Chenoweth, the latter two of which are seen with the host below:

Underwood, God bless her beauty, dons a number of outfits throughout the evening. Click on each image below for a closer look at each one:

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