Breaking news: Tiger Woods has been linked to a mistress! Oh, that doesn’t narrow it down. He’s been linked to a porn star! Wait, that doesn’t even do it.

Adult film star actress Joslyn James, according to sports site Deadspin, Fox News and the Huffington Post, is the latest woman to allege an affair with Tiger.

She would talk about “all the freaky sh!t Tiger dug in bed,” according to a “co-worker.”

James, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, and who specializes in kinky sex, was Woods’ “full-time” mistress, several sources have reported.

Siwik-Daniels / Joslyn James has provided “years of faithful service to [Woods’] virulent sexual appetite,” according to one woman who knows her.

Sounds right up his alley and like just his type. As in she has a pulse.

Joslyn James: Tiger Woods’ “full-time” mistress. Whatever that means.

The tattooed brunette, who is based in Las Vegas, would be - if true - at least the eighth named go-to girl linked to the married world’s #1 golfer.

That’s right, he has seven other mistresses. That we know. Give it time.

Might we see any/all of Tiger’s girls in the buff? Besides the adult stars?

Porn king Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, Joslyn’s sometime boss, has offered million to any of Woods’ mistresses to star in a skin flick.

Woods was previously reported to have slept with Holly Sampson, whose credits include Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.

Perhaps a collaboration with James, Woods and Sampson is in order?

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If you listen to music today, you’re bound to hear some if not most artists aided by Auto-Tune, a phase vocoder that corrects pitch in vocal performances.

Thus, it has enabled individuals with no ability to sing, such as Kanye West, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears, among many others, to pretend they can!

In addition to correcting inaccuracies, auto-tuning vocoders can also be used to amusingly distort a human voice if pitch is dramatically raised or lowered.

Using this technology, you can turn anything into a good song. That said, below is a video detailing the year that was: synched up and perfectly in tune!

Here’s Spencer Pratt, Octomom, Lady Gaga, Balloon Boy, Jon Gosselin, Sully the airline pilot, Kanye himself and even the U.S. President recapping 2009 …

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John Stamos of Full House fame says he was targeted by blackmailers who threatened to sell so-called “compromising” photos of him unless he coughed up 0,000.

Allison Coss and Scott Sippola of Marquette, Mich., were arrested last week in an FBI sting operation after they met with an undercover agent, posing as a Stamos rep.

The sting went down at a Michigan airport and they got busted.

After police raided the suspects’ home, they discovered three John Stamos pics, a piece of paper with the actor’s cell phone number on it, and a list of three celebrity gossip magazines with contact numbers for each, according to the affidavit.

If John Stamos can be blackmailed, who among us is safe?

Stamos was vacationing in Florida when he met Coss. At the time, the pair and another pal attended a party where pictures were allegedly taken of the actor.

Following the party, he began receiving email threats from a person who allegedly demanded 0,000 from Stamos or else the pics would be sold to a tabloid.

The affidavit did not describe the photos, but Stamos was told they would “cause harm” to his reputation if released. No word on when the pictures were taken.

Man, 0,000 for compromising John Stamos pics. Imagine what images proving a Tiger Woods overdose (or cellphone shots of the golfer naked) might fetch.

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As 2009 draws to a close, it is with great pride that The Hollywood Gossip staff unveils 10 finalists for its prestigious, Third Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These celebs have given us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes) and their scandals (often). Now it’s time THG paid tribute to their greatness.

We present Celebrity of the Year finalist #10 … Levi Johnston!

Last year, we first got to know Levi Johnston as the teenager who put a baby in Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Governor and GOP V.P. nominee Sarah Palin.

Right now? Well, that’s still all he’s known for.

By bashing Sarah relentlessly and jumping at every offer for money and PR, he’s milked his 15 minutes harder and longer than anyone would have guessed.

For this, we salute the single father of Tripp.

Whether he’s busting Palin’s chops on Larry King, busting a nut (literally) in a TV ad spot or busting out nude Playgirl pics, Levi always keeps it interesting.

Here’s a little photo tribute to Levi Johnston, who overcame long odds to become a quasi-celebrity in 2008 and went on to boost his profile big time in ‘09.

Click to enlarge (and enjoy, ladies) …

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Poor Kim Kardashian.

If it wasn’t for her large breasts and her sex tape, America would never have been exposed to her useless, spoiled family.

And how have her relatives paid Kim back for their elevation into the spotlight? By getting knocked up and married, thereby stealing headlines from the heretofore most famous sibling.

It’s sad, really, especially as we’ve witnessed Kim stoop to new lows in order to get back into the good graces of the celebrity gossip world.

The reality star’s latest, desperate attempt to make headlines includes a Twitter post made yesterday afternoon, shortly after being outfitted with blonde and brown hair extensions that had to be glued in for a photo shoot. She wrote:

“Those blonde streaks were extensions that they glued in 4 a shoot! It took hours to get them out - now I have this glue in my hair! Torture!”

Tweeted former prisoners at Abu Ghraib in response: “We’ll show you torture!”

After whining about the streaks, Kim showed them off at last night’s Cracked Christmas, an event benefiting the Trevor Project in Los Angeles.

What do you think of her look? We know most guys expect to see this when they hear about Kim Kardashian streaking, but they’ll have to settle for oddly-colored fake hair instead.

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