George Clooney is the anti-Tiger Woods. While he was once married to Talia Balsam from 1989-1993, he vowed never to tie the knot again after it ended.

Why bother if you’re gonna sleep with eight women (and counting)?

Somehow, though, George found himself tangled in Tiger’s web of women this morning after a report in Us Weekly linked him to Woods’ lover Jaimee Grubbs.

Yes, the VH1 Tool Academy chick who leaked the Tiger Woods voicemail. Clooney adamantly denies he hooked up with her, despite what Us is claiming today.

The magazine claims Grubbs had a concurrent, clandestine relationship with Clooney, most recently hooking up with him two months ago, a source dishes.

Grubbs herself was less forthcoming, only saying, “I know him.” George, who’s dating Elisabetta Canalis now, tells a different story in a response to E! News:

“He has never met her,” Clooney’s rep said.

Could Jaimee Grubbs have been sleeping with both of these fellas?

Looks like a case of he said, sleaze said. So who’s lying here?

E! says it’s highly unlikely they haven’t met, as Grubbs previously worked a cocktail waitress at L.A.’s Stone Rose Lounge. Clooney’s best friend Rande Gerber owns the celebrity hot spot, and Clooney is a frequent guest there.

According to a source, Jaimee Grubbs‘ relationship with George Clooney was not only real, it was well-known and not exactly a secret around town:

“The two had been seen out together in public long before the Tiger Woods scandal went down, but because nobody knew who Jaimee was at the time, nobody really made a note of it. All of her friends knew they were hooking up.”

“She’s shown her friends texts from his number,” the source adds. “It didn’t matter what Jaimee was doing. When George called, she came running.”

Again, even if that were true, at least George isn’t married with two little kids. It’s not a stretch to say that makes it considerably worse for Woods.

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Gary Busey and girlfriend Steffanie Sampson are expecting a new baby!

Busey’s agent and longtime attorney, Vicki Roberts, confirmed that the oddball actor’s partner is seven months pregnant with a boy named Luke.

“He feels awesome about it, he’s excited and thrilled and can’t wait,” Roberts says of Busey, 65, who is already dad to a son, actor Jake Busey.

He also has a daughter, Alectra, a from previous relationship.

Congratulations to Gary Busey and girlfriend Steffanie Sampson!

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Monica Danger, a.k.a. Danger from VH1’s For the Love of Ray J, was taken in on a 5150 psychiatric hold after an incident involving her newborn daughter.

Danger’s rep said the reality star had some personal issues as a result of postpartum depression and spent a week in a psychiatric hospital in California.

People close to Danger became concerned when she suddenly shaved off her hair - a la Britney Spears - after a big argument with her baby’s father.

She initially accused Ray J of knocking her up, but later recanted that rumor, and wasn’t even pregnant at the time. They she got knocked up for real.

But Danger’s rep tells us she’s now out of the hospital and doing “fine” adding, “At this time we ask all of Danger’s fans for support and prayer.”

Looks like Ray J made the right choice opting for Cocktail over Danger.

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One’s a fake-tanned, drunk-driving sister of Spencer Pratt.

The other a world-renowned pop star and gossip staple.

Both look fab in flowing, similarly-patterned dresses! But there can be only one winner of THG’s celebrity fashion showdowns, so who will it be this week?

Stephanie Pratt went shopping in L.A. in her French Connection dress, while Britney Spears hit the stores Down Under in a blue version of the same thing.

Who rocked it best? You tell us by voting below!

Who looked better in their frock?

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Earlier this week, Holly Sampson was revealed as the seventh Tiger Woods mistress. That’s out of eight. That we know of. As we are writing this. Right now.

The final number of women Tiger cheated on his wife Elin with may never be known, but it looks like plenty of his rumored flings are very much legitimate.

Some even bragged about nailing Woods months ago!

In an interview with adult site Naughty America, Holly Sampson alleged she had sex with Tiger Woods … which peeps probably thought was BS back then.

She goes into some detail about the encounter, noting that the railing took place at … Tiger’s bachelor party. Hey, at least he wasn’t married at the time!

Holly Sampson’s choice quote on the affair: “Yeah, I f–ked Tiger Woods. Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he (Woods) picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good… pretty amazing.”

YOU DON’T SAY! Holly Sampson, Tiger Woods mistress #7, kisses and tells.

Of the world’s #1 golfer, she added: “He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”

“It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the Internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”

Eh, he’s got other things to worry about. Seven other things.

In the online rant, Holly Sampson also confirmed she gave oral sex to Woods (and that he used a condom, which Jaimee Grubbs said he wasn’t into with her).

Holly Sampson makes no mention of other liaisons with Woods during the interview, which took place in May, but it’s not a stretch to believe there were more.

And by not a stretch, we mean we’d bet money there were. But chances are he didn’t fall in love with her like he later did Rachel Uchitel - his final undoing.

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