Elin Nordegren Woods, the scorned wife of disgraced golfer Tiger Woods, has decided to leave him after Christmas and is talking with a divorce lawyer.

That’s according to largely un-sourced tabloid reports coming out of the UK, and has not been confirmed by either Woods. But would you blame her?

Sources say Elin wants the holiday season to appear normal for the couple’s two children, Sam and Charlie, but will separate from Tiger shortly after.

Despite reports that Elin Woods moved out and is already back in her native Sweden, she remains in Central Florida with the two kids as of this posting.

Elin is said not to be in a huge rush to file divorce papers and that money is not a prime concern. Nor should it be, she’ll be getting plenty regardless.

“I’ll be taking the kids and a few hundred million, thanks.”

The revelation of Tiger Woods’ long list of mistresses caught her completely off guard and it’s a “raw” situation, according to friends of Elin Nordegren.

Amazing as it seems, Elin supposedly had no idea Tiger was cheating and the stress of the situation has caused her emotional and physical stress.

Unconfirmed rumors are also circulating that Tiger is still in touch with mistress Rachel Uchitel, the first of Tiger’s many affairs to be publicly identified.

It also appears that Tiger, who just announced an indefinite break from golf, is in some type of counseling after Elin angrily insisted he see a therapist.

Will she stay with him? Should she stay with him? No matter how lucrative he makes the prenup, it’s hard to imagine her giving him a second chance.

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Damn you, Taylor Lautner.

It’s not enough for this young actor to possess charisma, charm and a six-pack on which one could slice a finger; he has to be really funny, as well!

The Twilight Saga star hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and opened the show with a monologue that defended the honor of rumored girlfriend Taylor Swift.

Lautner re-renacted her incident at the Video Music Awards with Kanye West, showing off some incredible martial arts moves and taking the fight to Kanye. He also hinted at a relationship with an unusual looking Reba McEntire.

Watch the hilarity after the jump.

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For her 20th birthday, we were gonna get Taylor Swift a quartet of Country Music Awards. But she already has those.

Then, we were gonna ensure her nomination for a slew of Grammys. But, nope, the singer has snagged those, too.

A fake ID, so she doesn’t have to wait a year to drink legally? Nah. This isn’t Miley Cyrus.

Might we honor the beauty with a spot on our Celebrity of the Year countdown? You’ll find out soon!

For now, we’re simply gonna offer Taylor gifts that money can’t buy: our deepest appreciation of her talent, our gratitude for her normalcy, a request to readers to send in your birthday wishes to the superstar, and the photo montage below…

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Something strange surfaced on an L.A. golf course late last week:

A respectable-looking Kevin Federline! Well, relatively at least.

The dirtbag ex-husband of Britney Spears has been eating his way through monthly five-figure spousal support checks she writes him with a new, rotund physique this year, packing on 75-100 pounds (no joke) in the last 12 months.

But the aspiring rapper has gotten his act together and shed 50 pounds as a contestant on the next season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, airing in January.

Here’s the new, improved K-Fed with girlfriend Victoria Prince:

K-Fed and V-Prince hit the links. As in the golf course. Fortunately for her, and the rest of us, he cut back on the sausage links. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex-girlfriend, the mother of two of his kids and his fellow Fit Club contestant, said of Kev: “I think everybody will be very, very shocked to see the final results,” after he survived a “very painful” boot camp.

Check out some pictures of fat-ass K-Fed to see how far he’s come:

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Whether he’s debating whether Miley is a skank or comparing Michael Jackson to O.J., Bill O’Reilly is never one to shy away from hot-button, pop-cultural topics.

This time, the Fox news host is irate at Law & Order: SVU and its producer Dick Wolf after what he felt was a defamatory reference about him on the NBC drama.

This week’s episode involved an anti-immigration activist who set out to kill children of illegal immigrants. A character named Randall Carver, played by John Larroquette, defended the activist’s actions to Fin, the detective played by Ice-T.

Larroquette’s character says, “Limbaugh, Beck, O’Reilly … are like a cancer spreading ignorance and hate. They’ve convinced folks immigrants are the problem, not corporations that fail to pay a living wage or a broken health care system.”

Bill slammed the “defamatory and outrageous” scene and said Wolf as a “coward” and “liar.” He insisted (via a montage of clips) that is problem isn’t with illegal immigrants themselves, but with the government doing little to control immigration.

He also took an irrelevant, but funny shot at NBC’s ratings.

Check out the clip and see what you think …

Whose side are you on?

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