Welcome, celebrity ’shippers, to The Hollywood Gossip. Below, we take a look back at the top stories of what was a wild week in entertainment news.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the last seven days included …

• Casey Johnson passed away at age 30. She was a wealthy heiress, Hollywood social staple and recently became the fiancee of Tila Tequila.
• The death of Johnson triggered odd, public feuds between Tila and Nicky Hilton, her ex Courtenay Semel and Johnson’s family members.
• Tila’s most egregious, publicity-crazed display (even for her, and even more than her non-stop Twittering): This sorrowful photo shoot.

Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, passed away at the age of 30. Her fiancee, Tila Tequila, mourned this devastating loss as only she can.

• Howard Stern’s sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized after a suicide attempt.
• This week on the Tiger Woods rumor mill? Alleged sex romps … with men.
• Brooke Mueller may or may not be a drama queen … and crack addict.
• Obligatory Brangelina gossip of the week: Angie’s jealous rage at Jen!
• Gilbert Arenas was suspended after pulling a gun … in the locker room.
• Reach for the tissues, because Hannah Montana is coming to an end.
• The Bachelor spoilers reveal the winner (allegedly) of this season months in advance, as well as a crew member cheating scandal that was totally fake.

That was fast: Scandal hit The Bachelor one week into the season.

• In baby news, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves welcomed #2!
• In couple news, Vince Vaughn married Kyla Weber; Russell Brand and Katy Perry got engaged; Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are tying the knot; Jane Krakowski is getting married; Jason Castro got hitched; Daniel Gibson proposed to Keyshia Cole (who’s also pregnant); Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko are an item; Matt Kemp and Rihanna are dating!
• In the world of TV: Oprah says she’s dedicating a show to Adam Lambert; Conan O’Brien may be forced out at NBC; The People’s Choice Awards were unveiled.
• R.I.P.: Paula Sladewski, a Playboy model, was killed this week.

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As you may have heard, Rihanna and Matt Kemp are heating up Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. What attracted the singer to the Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder?

Probably his Match.com profile.

Funny or Die style, that is. The comedy site has struck gold before with Match.com parodies (namely Kate and Jon Gosselin), and this is no exception.

“I’m looking for a chick with a dude’s haircut that likes sharing umbrellas,” the faux Kemp says, adding that he digs girls in “clothes that show their nips.”

He says emotional baggage is “all good,” and before signing off, takes a shot at Chris Brown, noting “Oh, I don’t hit chicks. I don’t know if that matters.”

Check out Matt Kemp’s profile …

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Below are just a few celebrity photos posted on our site over the past week, accompanying another wild week of Hollywood rumors and news at THG.

Click to enlarge some of these random, sexy, cute and funny pics, then follow the jump for more images from our gallery in the last seven days:

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The 911 call made the day Brittany Murphy died, in which her mom can be heard crying to the dispatcher, is as upsetting as you would imagine it is.

“My daughter is passed out,” Sharon Murphy pleads as a composed 911 operator tries to instruct her mom and another person how to perform CPR.

The other person there is presumably Simon Monjack, Brittany’s husband.

Describing the situation, Sharon says her 32-year-old daughter was walking around dizzy at one point and “couldn’t walk right. She’s had a cold.”

Brittany Murphy died December 20. A cause has not been determined.

You can listen to the Brittany Murphy 911 call below, but please be forewarned, it is tragic. The devastation her poor mom felt is palpable …

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Earlier this week, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus were spotted strolling down the street.

But a new report says these two are sharing more than a walk these days: they are sharing a roof!

According to The National Enquirer, Miley threatened to move out of her family’s Toluca Lake, California home unless her parents allowed her new Australian boyfriend to shack up with them.

“In the end, Billy Ray and Miley’s mom, Tish, decided they’d rather have Miley under their roof with Liam than not knowing where she is at night,” a family friend told the tabloid, adding that the parents at least insisted on separate bedrooms for the couple.

This actually isn’t the first time the Cyrus family has made such an arrangement. In November 2008, Miley’s man (and we do mean man!), Justin Gaston, moved in with his young gal pal and her parents.

“Billy Ray believes it’s better to keep Miley on a short leash and to monitor her, rather than alienating her and risking a rebellion,” the source said. “Whatever happens in her relationship with Liam, her parents want Miley with them for as long as possible.”

That may not be for very much longer. Miley is leaving Hannah Montana this year and has made it clear she wants to be treated like an adult.

Her parents should enjoy her company while they can… and cover their ears with a pillow at night.

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