In case your Internet connection has been broken over the last few days, we’ll quickly bring you up to speed:

Casey Johnson passed away on January 4. She was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila, who has spent the last week blogging, Tweeting and calling out the family of her deceased girlfriend.

Based on these actions, the talentless, attention-mongering reality star has come under fire for exploiting Johnson’s death in the name of publicity.

Her response to these accusations? She never asked to be in the news and everyone is just jealous. We’ll let Tila, via her latest blog entry, take it from here…

I didn’t ask for this, but I guess it comes with the territory, and as for the people constantly talking shit about me, calling me names, you know what?  You’re just the jealous ones who have nothing better to do with your lives.

I may have grown up from a poor family, but at least one thing they taught me was hard work, manners, and treating others the way you want to be treated.  I love people, I love my fans, and I am an all around pretty much an old fashioned Southern Gal from Texas.

As for those scantily-clad photos that Tequila posed for, just days after Casey died? Come on. The photographers were being really nice!

“Some paparazzi’s can be really nice,” she wrote, butchering the English language worse than she’s butchered the public’s sympathy for her. “Like the ones who showed up at my house and that’s why I let them take pics of me and was being nice back.”

Tila’s overall message? Be nice to me and I’ll pose seductively for you. Otherwise, you’re just jealous.

Anyone out there got a message for her?

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In light of her recent, extreme weight loss - largely due to her lack of a soul after selling it to QuickTrim for a few bucks - Kim Kardashian is hearing criticism from fans.

They all wanna know: What happened to that sexy, curvy woman that served as a role model to heavier females around the world?!?

Kim is finally addressing such talk. Appearing on Atlanta’s Q100 yesterday, she insisted she isn’t really that thin, saying:

“I don’t have a problem telling people, ‘Hey, look, I have cellulite!’ I do everything I can in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it, I’m okay with it!”

That doesn’t appear to be the case in Kim and sister Khloe’s latest QuickTrim ad. The two look positively skeletal.

Continuing to defend her figure and her belief system, Kim added:

“You look heavier when you’re on TV, so it’s better to get [your weight] down… The weight I’m at now is the perfect weight for me. I’m still extremely curvy.”

Before, Kardashian claims, “I just wasn’t comfortable in a bikini.” Hmmm… we have some serious photographic evidence to the contrary. Kim was likely comfortable with making money off these images.

How do you prefer your Kim Kardashian: Curvy or skinny?

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We hope Tila Tequila is taking a 30-second break from Tweeting and actually reading THG right now. Listen up, crazy girl:

Nicky Hilton did not kill Casey Johnson’s dogs. They are alive and well, as sources tell TMZ Elvis and Zoe were “taken to a veterinarian in Los Angeles for full checkups and were then released to the [Johnson] family.”

Tila Tequila, please calm down about those supposedly suffering dogs now. And put on some clothes.

A few days ago, Tila called the police when Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take the puppies away. Tequila has since Tweeted non-stop about how Casey’s two friends were planning on putting the canines to sleep.

But there’s now proof that the animals are alive. After the aforementioned checkup, Hilton Tweeted: “Hope this clears up all the rumors.”

It does. We apologize to readers for wasting their time over this nonsense.

We know you’d prefer to read about Morgan Christie, Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend. Please go do so.

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Looks like Jon Gosselin is once again spoken for - by Morgan Christie!

A 25-year-old from Greenwich, Conn., and now making her home in California, “She grew up very privileged, tons of money,” one People source says of Morgan.

The former Emory University student is the mystery chick Jon reportedly met while skiing in Utah over the holidays. Some of Christie’s relatives live in that state.

“Jon met Morgan over Thanksgiving while snowboarding in Utah. They’ve been inseparable ever since,” said a source. “They talk and text throughout the day.”

KING OF PIMPZ: Jon Gosselin has struck again!

A source adds that Morgan may have played a role, indirectly, in Hailey Glassman’s alleged trashing of Jon’s NYC apartment - supposedly triggered by his cheating.

Morgan Christie was actually with Jon when he found his apartment ransacked, but they “immediately drove to Pennsylvania” and crashed there after the incident.

Apparently things are going well between the two. Jon is supposedly determined to keep this relationship out of the spotlight. We’ll believe that when we see it!

Little else is know about Jon’s new piece at this time, but we’re sure that will change soon. Follow the jump for a photo of Morgan Christie the Enquirer unearthed:

This is Morgan Christie. That is Jon Gosselin. Run for it, Morgan.

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At least Ashley Greene has learned something.

In August, pictures of the very naked Twilight Saga star were leaked online. They’ve since been removed, but trust us: they were quite bare and extremely X-rated.

Therefore, it’s nice to see the actress wearing something over her private parts in a new, nationwide photo spread. Well, sort of.

Greene will be featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. She’ll be starring in a series of ads for SoBe and she’ll be donning her birthday suit yet again - this time, however, it will be covered by a painted-on body suit.

Seriously. We gave you a sneak peek earlier in the week and we’ve uncovered a handful of new images below. Check them out. They’re pretty cool.

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