Tiger Woods’ return to competitive golf at The Masters ended with a respectable tie for fourth and took the focus off his personal life for the first time in months.

With the exception of some hilarious, random banners and a controversial new Tiger Woods Nike ad, very little was made of the golfer’s sex scandal at Augusta.

Actor Christian Bale, however, has some opinions to share.

The Nike commercial features a voiceover from Tiger’s late father, effectively asking fans to be open minded, promote discussion and ultimately forgive Tiger.

In the classic spoof below, Bale’s infamous on-set tirade from a few years back is dubbed over it, and is hilariously appropriate when taken in this new context:

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During their three years together, breakup talk has dogged Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, who are once again the subject of such rumors today.

Is it real, and permanent this time? Who knows. We’ve heard it before and we’ll hear it again. Well, actually we won’t if it’s legit. But you get the idea.

According to the UK’s Mirror (we know, we know), Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are finally done for – and this time it looks like it’s for good.

Says one insider: “Justin truly thought he’d found the one in Jessica and she felt the same. But the relationship just didn’t seem to go anywhere.”

Three years later, they just realized this?

BIEL-ATED BREAKUP: Is this finally the end for JT and JB? Or just another round of rumors that ultimately prove bogus? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“They’ve both been working incredibly hard and will remain friendly – but there’s no more romance,” the source adds. “It was mutual and they agreed it was best to part ways if things weren’t going to head towards marriage and kids.”

“They are both incredibly busy.”

So basically, it was a fittingly boring end to a painful, boring relationship. “They both knew things were going to end for ages – it was just a matter of when.”

The source goes on to relay that Justin has “enjoyed hot snogging sessions” with another lady and Jessica Biel has “let her hair down” with some other fella.

No word if any of the above is true.

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Did Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split up for the second time? Or the third time, or whatever the heck it would be at this point? Very possibly!

Despite being the frequent source of engagement rumors, Doug was recently kicked to the curb by Paris, according to a source cited by E! News.

“Obviously she broke up with him,” says the source. Obviously.

Still, Paris herself was asked about the possible split earlier in the week and responded “all is good.” But is it, really? Depends on how you define “good.”

Has Paris kicked Doug to the curb for good?

The maybe-split comes after weeks of Hilton and Reinhardt being apart. Paris spent Easter with her family in Palm Springs, while Reinhardt was in Aspen with his.

Over the weekend, Paris was living it up and looking single in Las Vegas where she partied at Wet Republic and Tao, while Doug was once again MIA. What gives?

Sources say that Doug, the brother of Casey Reinhardt, had thought about visiting Hilton in Sin City to talk things out. So does that mean it’s over? It’s unclear.

“He was in Aspen with his dad this weekend and was considering stopping by Vegas on the drive back, but changed his mind,” says our source. “I’m pretty sure that’s why he went to Aspen… to hide out and try to get over her.”

The plot thickens. Just wait until both of them get back to L.A. today. Odds on the police being called to Paris’ house by the end of April? Slightly worse than them getting called to the home of Lindsay Lohan, but still, pretty good odds.

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Singing sensation, sex symbol, rumored hermaphrodite … and celibacy advocate?

If you’ve seen her music or seen any Lady Gaga pictures, you know about her racy, sexually-charged songs and outfits. But the star says she’s celibate.

Come on … really? Really.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this – don’t have sex,” Lady Gaga told the UK’s Daily Mail while discussing her role in Mac’s Viva Glam campaign, which supports global HIV and AIDS projects. “I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single.”

“Because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody,” she said. “So it’s OK not to have sex, it’s OK to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.”

Celibacy is something Lady Gaga wants “to celebrate” with her fans.

“It’s OK to be whomever it is that you want to be,” she said. “You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself. If you’re not ready, don’t do it. If you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you’re leaving!”

She’s a real humanitarian.

The important thing, Lady Gaga said, is to be true to yourself: “I remember the cool girls when I was growing up. Everyone started to have sex. But it’s not really cool any more to have sex all the time. It’s cooler to be strong and independent.”

Unlike Bristol Palin, she practices what she preaches.

Says she’s proud to be a role model, too. “When you’re in the public eye, you’re a role model whether you want to be or not. I want to be. I’m not one of those self-obsessed artists who don’t care about their fans. It’s not just about the music.”

Gaga said she has a “responsibility” to fans and that “and you’re an idiot if you don’t know that.” Wow, is this girl surprisingly grounded and smart or what?

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It’s unclear whether or not Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord are officially dating.

But this much is not up for debate: both look smokin in a bathing suit!

The on-again-off-again couple appears to be on again, as they vacationed in St. Maarten together this weekend. They were accompanied by McCord’s sister, Angel, who we cropped out below. For what reason?

So fans could focus their eyes on the alluring bodies of the 90210 and Twilight Saga stars, respectively.

Kellan has signed on for a couple of non-vampire roles in the near future: he’ll soon shoot Love, Wedding, Marriage, which co-stars Mandy Moore, James Brolin and Jane Seymour.

From there, it’s on to War of the Gods, opposite Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke and Freida Pinto. In between, he’ll do press for a little movie called Eclipse. Maybe you’ve heard of it.

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