Let’s hope you aren’t sick of large boobs and poor acting, TV watchers. Because the Kardashian sisters are planning to show up in your living room often this fall.

First, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney will all guest star on the third season premiere of 90210 in September. They’ll portray talentless tabloid models with a great publicist and little to offer the world themselves on the episode.

Next, In Touch Weekly reports that Khloe and husband Lamar Odom have signed on for their own reality show. Absolutely shocking news, we know.

“They will be starting to tape in the next few weeks,” said a source. “It’s about their life: being married, trying to have a baby, and her being a stepmother to his kids. Everything that family does turns to gold. They are all making tons and tons of money.”

The people most excited about this news? Shenae Grimes and AnnaLynne McCord. Those two won’t be the worst actresses on at least one episode of 90210 now.

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Mel Gibson’s estranged ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva is lashing out at the actor and his lawyer for claiming Mel has been generous in supporting their baby.

Oksana’s lawyer, Marci Levine, says to the contrary, “The statement released to TMZ on behalf of Mel Gibson is based upon complete distortions of the truth.”

Regarding Mr. Gibson’s financial contributions toward the parties’ child, Levine says he “conveniently ignores obligations to the child under California law.”

He’s accused of closing his fist and punching her in the face, but Mel’s lawyer, Stephen Kolodny says Mel has opened up his wallet for Oksana Grigorieva.

Gibson put her up in a multi-million dollar house, bought her a car, provided health insurance and gave her “tens of thousands of dollars,” says his attorney.

WAR OF WORDS: Mel and Oksana are in a heated one.

Levine would not specifically say how Mel has fallen short, but Oksana sources are claiming the actor has not paid child support since they split this spring.

She says, “Mr. Gibson persists in attempting to ‘litigate’ this matter in the media, and continues to launch false accusations against the mother of his child.”

“Unlike Mr. Gibson, Ms. Grigorieva has not, and will not engage in undignified banter in the press,” Levine adds, echoing similar accusations from Mel’s side.

Mel’s violent behavior has also been a topic of debate between the warring parties, with Oksana claiming he knocked her teeth out and Mel denying that.

She did see a dentist the day of an alleged encounter with Mel, but who knows what was to blame for what she needed done, or what the work consisted of.

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While The Twilight Saga may boast an impressive, deep cast, let’s face it: this franchise is all about its three main stars.

For that reason, New Moon fell a bit flat, as Robert Pattinson scarcely appeared as Edward and we were left with too much of Bella sitting around and simply pondering her life. Granted, Taylor Lautner took his shirt off a lot, but here’s the great news about Eclipse:

Jacob is once again topless most of the time - but he isn’t the only one heating up the screen. Having been treated to a screening of Eclipse, we can confirm: it’s by far the most action-packed of all three Twilight films, and it’s also the best. Here’s why:

Bella’s internal conflict has external consequences. Jacob or Edward? Edward or Jacob? This love triangle is at the forefront of the film, but it’s placed against the backdrop of a centuries-old feud between werewolves and vampires.

This is far more than typical teenage angst; this is Bella needing to make a decision, the ramifications of which will impact all the lives around her. When Jacob and Edward agree to an alliance in order to protect the girl they love, even men in the audience might stand up and cheer. It’s exciting, selfless stuff.

The movie has a sense of humor. Early on, Edward says of Jacob: “Doesn’t he own a shirt?” It’s a cute, light-hearted wink at the audience and the pop culture phenomenon the franchise has become.

Jacob vs. Edward. Choosing a Team in this rivalry is a necessity for all fans, and Eclipse sets up more of a dichotomy than ever before. At one point, Bella complains that Edward won’t “unzip before marriage.” Meanwhile, Jacob simply oozes sweat and sex appeal. The former is old school, the latter… well, he’s ready to pounce. These differences make Bella’s dilemma all the more stark, which makes it that much more interesting to watch.

The tent scene. Trust us.

The flashbacks. Through a series of character flashbacks, we learn how multiple Cullens earned their fangs. Jasper’s tale of being a Confederate Major is especially gripping.

Great special effects. The movie climaxes with a showdown between wolves and vampires (and one human, of course) that may not be at the level of Avatar, but it makes tremendous use of CGI. Overall, the action is on par with many summer popcorn flicks.

In the end, it’s easy to understand why the Twilight Saga appeals to teenage girls everywhere: two gorgeous guys aren’t just in love with Bella, they are willing to do absolutely anything for her. It’s the stuff we all dream about.

But Eclipse adds action, adventure and history to that simple storyline. It combines the best elements of the first two films and we strongly recommend it to all readers.

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Carrie Prejean is about to get married.

Not to a woman, of course. That would be disgusting and against everything the bible tells us, according to the beauty queen.

Instead, the disgraced former Miss California will walk down the aisle on Friday alongside someone she can truly admire: a busted first round NFL draft pick with a career passer rating of 70.6.

Multiple sources confirm that Prejean and Kyle Boller have blocked out rooms at the Grand Del Mar Hotel in San Diego this weekend, as they plan a lavish wedding that definitely won’t include Donald Trump or any THG employee, after we ranked Carrie as the second-biggest Turkey of 2009.

Prejean and Boller got engaged in February.

Since then, we’ve heard little from the beauty queen that once told us how much God loves fake boobs and who blamed society for her sex tape.

We really miss her.

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She’s dated a number of high-profile fellas, but Kristin Cavallari revealed this morning that she’s dating Miguel Medina, a cameraman from The Hills.

“That’s not part of the show,” Cavallari said when asked about Medina. “Yeah, I’m currently dating [Miguel] and that all I’m going to say about that.”

So basically, Miguel Medina’s job is to film The Hills, which features his girlfriend pretending to date other guys. Hey, whatever pays the mortgage.

Hooking up came naturally, she explained.

“Well, when you’re together all the time, you’re close, and it just sorta happens,” Kristin Cavallari told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show earlier today.

The Hills cameraman Miguel Medina gets to stare at Kristin Cavallari all day and gets paid for it. The same is true for our interns, to a lesser extent. Could be worse.

The reality star’s former loves include Stephen Colletti, Matt Leinart and Brody Jenner. She also pretended to date that tool Justin-Bobby for a bit.

Along with Stephanie Pratt, Jenner and Hills creator Adam DiVello, Cavallari hyped the 100th episode, airing tonight, plus the series finale July 13.

“Everybody’s kind of coming at peace with their stories we’ve been following,” DiVello said. “A few definitely found what they were looking for.”

DiVello also said that while they won’t be partaking in the bogus drama, the after-show will feature former stars Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port.

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