It’s the most famous scene in Eclipse, perhaps even in the entire Twilight Saga: Bella, Edward and Jacob all end up in a single tent, as the former snuggles up to the latter and…

… we don’t wanna ruin it for anyone that hasn’t read the book.

But Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart sat down with the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly and discussed putting these words on screen.

Shooting the scene took two days, Lautner said, referring to it as “my favorite, because it’s the first time Edward and Jacob are actually able to connect and understand each other.”

Pattinson describes the final outcome as “erotic,” with Stewart explaining why:

“In the book there’s a serious sexual tension. As I’m sleeping, Jacob is staring over my vulnerable body, and he’s naked in this f- - -ing sleeping bag because you heat up faster that way, and Jacob and Edward are leveling with each other.

From there, the pair exhibited the kind of chemistry that has helped make the Twilight Saga so huge - and, let’s face it, has made Rob and Kristen a couple, even if they won’t admit it.

This is the exchange that concluded this excerpt from the interview:

Pattinson: I can’t really get over the fact that the word thought sounds like fart.
Stewart: The word thought does not sound like fart.
Pattinson: It does.
Stewart: Maybe because you are an English person.
Pattinson: The opening line of that scene is “Can you at least keep your farts to yourself?” I couldn’t quite get over that.

Sigh. We just love this pair, don’t you?

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It’s incredible but true: Danielle Staub may not be the most despicable reality star on the planet.

That dishonor now falls on Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the White House crashers who have been confirmed as cast members on The Real Housewives of D.C.

The attention-starved wastes of space are planning a memoir about the security breach that caused them to end up at a party with the President in November. According to The New York Post, they’ll write the book with investigative reporter Diane Dimond.

Dimond says the tome will “reveal the truth… of who the Salahis really are… It just never added up to me that someone could sneak in - past the [security] perimeter, no less! As I began to investigate, I realized the Salahis’ story is much bigger than what’s been reported.”

We’re begging you, America: don’t encourage these people. Don’t buy this book.

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Slow news week? Check.

Fake Jennifer Aniston baby news? Check!

DO NOT BUY OK! Magazine. Please. Save your money, and send a message to the celebrity gossip publication’s editors that they need to work a little harder.

Seriously, you’d think by the 12th time of fabricating Jennifer Aniston’s “baby plans,” they’d at least try to think of some NEW lies to vaguely relay to us …

YES, I’M HAVING A BABY … said some friend of hers.

The mag hilariously promises a sneak peek at an interview “everybody is going to be talking about.” What is there to talk about, other than it’s completely untrue?

The article contains exclusive details regarding these topics:

• What the star is doing to prepare
• Why Jen’s finally ready now
• Who the daddy might be

Our theories: aggressive sexuality, she’s not, and nobody.

There, we just saved your time and money. You’re welcome. Get it together, OK! Can’t you make stuff up about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt sneaking around behind Angelina Jolie’s back - that would at least be a moderately interesting lie.

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Upon first glance, we were taken aback when we saw photos of Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt hanging out last night.

Incredibly, both beauties attended Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood and got along like old pals, exchanging phones numbers so they could “hang out again soon,” Hewitt said.

But the more one thinks about these two, the more their friendship makes perfect sense. With the obvious exception of Jake Pavelka (you’re in your own stratosphere, buddy, don’t worry), what other celebrities profit as much from their failed love life as Ali and Jennifer?

Ali will soon pretend to fall for a guy on The Bachelorette and then make new headlines a few months from now when they break up and she sells her tale of heartbreak to the nearest tabloid.

Hewitt, meanwhile, doesn’t even have a show any longer. She remains relevant by whining about her love life.

Similarities aside, we must ask: Between Ali and JLH, who would you rather…

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The Real Housewives are dropping like flies. Rich, spoiled, self-centered flies.

Dina Manzo exited the New Jersey version of this Bravo series a couple weeks ago, while Bethenny Frankel has made it clear she prefers her own show to The Real Housewives of New York City.

Might LuAnn de Lesseps be the next to go? It’s possible, says this Countess.

“We haven’t been asked back yet. Let’s see if the show is renewed for another season and then we’ll see,” she told People magazine. “I’m going to cross that bridge when I get to it.”

If the reality TV career of de Lesseps has come to an end, don’t cry for her.

Following the painful release of her single, “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” the Countess has signed a deal with Ultra Records and is working on a new song, “Chic, C’est La Vie.” She’d also love to model again.

“I would love, of course, to be the new face of Arden. Just putting it out there, just in case.”

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