The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub was spotted out partying again with her new “girlfriend,” singer Lori Michaels, in New York City.

If you thought no one would stoop so low as to pretend to be bisexual and exploit the gay community for publicity, then you haven’t met Danielle Staub.

They were hanging out all night, though, whatever it’s worth. Danielle and Lori attended Damon Dash’s birthday party at Lucky Strike in the Big Apple.

The two “lovebirds” were up close and definitely having a good time. Tom Murro, from Celebrity Magnet, says the pair was “intertwined” at the soiree …

Is Danielle Staub using Lori Michaels for publicity?

“They were very kissy feely, all snuggled up,” he said.

Sure were. She made sure it was caught on film, too.

Looks like D only has eyes for one fake lover, though. After chatting with Danielle, Murro offered to show her the video of Elvira Garu, the show’s new vixen.

Danielle slammed the blonde party planner and the show: “I have no interest in seeing that b!tch and don’t even watch the show,” the Bravo star snapped.

Well, that settles that. Glad we’re able to report this breaking news. No word if there was a screening of the Danielle Staub sex tape at the party later.

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We loved Eclipse. We thought it was the best Twilight film so far.

But we may be alone.

Below, we’ve posted excerpts from a number of movie critics around the country. None of them lambasted the flick, but few were overly enthusiastic about, either. If you’ve seen Eclipse, we’d ‘d love to hear your thoughts on it. Comment away now…

I can’t pretend that the third episode instilled a fever in my blood, but it didn’t leave me cold. For the first time in the series I felt I’d seen a real movie. - The Wall Street Journal

As long as these movies remain about three petulant whiners staring at each other to little effect, no rousing action sequences are going to save them from their torpor. - Las Vegas Weekly

Saying that the third film in a series with two pretty weak prior entries is the best of the bunch may be faint praise, but that happens to be the case with Eclipse. - IGN

Director David Slade keeps the action brisk and the time-killing attractive … All of which should be like a freshly opened vein for fans. - NPR

Kristen Stewart may be one of the most promising actresses of her generation or she may be trapped in amber forever as the drippy but inexplicably ultra-desirable Bella. - Detroit News

The first two movies were mediocre, but “Eclipse” represents one of the more astonishing upgrades in movie franchise history. - Richard Roeper

This is definitely the worst installment of the franchise to date.  - Chicago Reader

It appears to have embraced its own sense of camp and is consistently funny in an intentional way. For the first time, I found myself curious to see what comes next.  - TIME

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Another day, more drama for a train wreck. Lindsay Lohan claims, via Twitter, that she was punched by a waitress at L.A. club Voyeur early Friday.

“A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason,” Linds wrote around 1 a.m.

A witness reports, strangely, that Lohan - who sipped Red Bulls and hid her SCRAM bracelet with thigh-high boots on her 24th birthday - is right.

But why? Who just drills Lindsay Lohan in the face without provocation?

“The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt,” says the source.

Lindsay Lohan getting driven around, celebrating her birthday, SCRAM bracelet and all. Poor assistant, that’s all we can say. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It all started when Lindsay Lohan “was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug Reinhardt didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.”

The night didn’t get better from there.

Looking to let loose (sober) to ring in her 24th year alive, Lindsay went to a party at the nearby Rockstar House and ran into the waitress again! “Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well,” says another source. “Some birthday.”

Indeed. Of course, just because Lindsay claims she was attacked out of nowhere doesn’t mean it’s the truth, but if it did happen, we gotta ask …

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January Jones is featured in a new new photo shoot for celebrity hairdresser Mark Townsend.

The Mad Men star, who was involved in an unusual hit-and-run accident last month, has traded in her flowing blonde locks for a short, red style. Says Townsend of the look:

“You always see January as this ’50s, sort of Grace Kelly character. I wanted to really show off the power of hair and makeup with a bit of a ’20s influence.”

Catch Jones as Betty Draper when Mad Men premieres its fourth season on July 25 - and sound off below on this change…

With this look, the actress is…

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Becki Newton and husband Chris Diamantopoulos are expecting their first child.

This is happy news for the couple, but it’s created a panic at NBC.

The former Ugly Betty star is signed on to anchor Love Bites, a new series premiering on Thursday nights in the fall. Or at least scheduled to - its pilot has been pushed back until midseason because, as NBC Vice President Vernon Sanders said, “she plays a virgin, so we have to make adjustments to that.”

We can see how a pregnancy could throw a wrench into this plan.

In the place of Love Bites, NBC will air a new season of The Apprentice.

Reached for comment about this programming switch, Donald Trump said it was “the best ever.”

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