Lindsay Lohan’s close friends are concerned about her going to jail.

Not on moral grounds or anything like that. They’re just worried the train wreck won’t survive a day without the one thing she can’t live without … cigarettes.

Lohan is likely to do time at the same all-female facility where Paris Hilton was locked up in ‘07, and the place has a serious zero tolerance no-smoking policy.

Bad news for Lindsay.

She’s a “serious chain-smoker,” blowing through at least two packs a day. “The first thing she does when she wakes up is light a cigarette,” a friend says.

SMOKED: Lindsay Lohan must surrender July 20 to begin her 90-day jail sentence. Maybe she can draft up a legal manifesto to score some cigarettes in the slammer?

The source adds, “I’m honestly scared for [Lindsay] … I don’t think she’s gone a day without smoking in years. This isn’t something she can stop overnight.”

“It’s a serious condition.”

We’d feel bad, except had she not displayed the worst possible attitude, acting like a spoiled brat who is somehow above the law, while flat-out ignoring very reasonable probation terms, she’d be free to smoke all day on the outside.

Just saying. It’s her fault.

The upside is that if she goes to the Lynwood facility July 20, as expected, it could actually lead to her kicking the habit, if she’s willing to put in the effort.

Don’t hold your breath.

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Ready to enter an alternate universe?

Given the extreme makeover Miley Cyrus has undergone over the past couple months, it’s jarring to remember that she still plays Hannah Montana on television.

In fact, that show will air the first episode of its final season tomorrow night. It finds the Stewarts moving into a new ranch home and we’ve posted a sneak peek at the premiere below.

Miley is front and center, but there are no same-sex kisses, no gyrating of the crotch and no torn-up, low-cut, ridiculous outfits to be seen…

Cyrus has gone out of her way to say she wants to shed this innocent image, but she really might wanna think twice about that.

After all, her new album sales have been abysmal. She may have to accept the fact that most fans want to see her as looks here, not as some Britney Spears wannabe:

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A recent tabloid cover story stated that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again and shady baby daddy Scott Disick reacted to the news by hitting on a woman in front of her.

Not exctly his most dastardly deed.

Still, Kourtney felt the need to make more headlines for herself from this report and responded to it on her blog yesterday. She wrote:

“Gotta give it to the trash mags this week for some pretty creative Kardashian stories. One of my favorites is that Scott was flirting with a sexy blonde aka Joyce, my most gorgeous and fabulous friend and makeup artist. Lol.”

Kourtney also felt the need to defend another random aspect of the article:

“The story went on about how Scott was downing sangria, a drink I’m pretty sure he has never had before. In fact there wasn’t even any sangria at the table. Not to mention, he wasn’t drinking alcohol period.”

Okay, Kourtney, we got it: Scott wasn’t flirting and he wasn’t drinking. Thank goodness you cleared those rumors up.

Care to respond to the pregnancy claim now???

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The LeBron James transformation is complete.

This once-beloved superstar has officially gone from a competitive, loyal hometown hero to a self-serving, insincere sell-out who lacks the sort of on-court confidence all-time greats such as Michael Jordan possessed.

LeBron joined fellow Heat players Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh at a welcoming event in American Airlines Arena last night. It was the first time he donned a Miami jersey, saying it “felt right” on him.

To the rest of the sports world, however, it feels like the move of someone that figured, hey, I can’t beat ‘em. So I’ll just join ‘em… forever tainting my legacy and my claim as the Chosen One.

Despite his claims, LeBron James is NOT taking less money to join the Heat. Due to Florida tax laws, he’ll end up making MORE than he would have if he had signed a maximum contract in Cleveland.

What do you think of LeBron’s move to Miami?

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