Taylor Momsen says she’s not Miley f’ing Cyrus.

The two seem to have a similar urge to let their inner bad girls loose, however. Like the Hannah Montana pioneer, this is one Gossip Girl star who can’t be tamed!

Taylor’s band, The Pretty Reckless, just released a music video for their song “Miss Nothing,” and, like Miley, she’s already being criticized for being too risque.

She’s 16 going on 17 (Monday), but she looks like she’s 16 going on 30 in this video, which can be unintentionally funny, edgy, lame and sexy at the same time.

Strike the last bit. It’s not sexy. Sixteen. So wrong. We’re curious to hear what you think, though. Check out the “Miss Nothing” video below and vote in our poll:

What do you think of Taylor Momsen’s new video? Too racy?

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Selena Gomez turns 18 today, which means we know what the singer/actress is up to:

Purchasing tobacco and pornography and boning up on political facts so she can vote in this fall’s election.

Selena is also getting ready to say goodbye to her Wizards of Waverly Place co-stars, as she recently said this would be the final season of the show that made her famous.

So, what will Gomez do from there? A duet with Justin Bieber, if the star has her way. Hard to blame her for getting out of the acting business if that’s what the future holds for her, isn’t it?

But that’s for another day! Today is all about Selena turning 18. Enjoy the following photo montage in her honor and send in your birthday wishes to this cutie…

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Already under investigation for sexually assaulting Molly Hagerty, Al Gore is now the subject of complaints from two more masseuses who say he groped them.

According to the National Enquirer, the former Vice President wanted more than a spa day at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills, where he attended the 2007 Oscars.

If you know what we mean!

The other episode allegedly took place in 2008 at a hotel in Tokyo. A hotel source reportedly told the Enquirer about what happened when they were alone.

“Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her,” said the source. Then, according to the report, Gore pointed south and said “Take care of this.”

That’s probably the funniest quote of all time, real or otherwise.

Are any of Al Gore’s sexual assault accusers to be believed?

The former presidential candidate has denied any wrongdoing, and regarding Hagerty, questions have already been raised about the Enquirer paying her to talk.

Yet despite its low-brow reputation, the tabloid has blown the lid off the Tiger Woods and John Edwards sex scandals, the latter earning Pulitzer consideration.

It also bears mentioning that the police investigation into Gore’s conduct in the Hagerty case, dating back to 2006, is now back on. So something could be up.

All of this has come to light after Al and Tipper Gore split in early June after 40 years of marriage. For her part, she has defended him against Hagerty’s claim.

As for the two new accusers, their identities are under wraps, at least for the time being. We’ll see how long it takes for the Enquirer to pay for more details.

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Lady Gaga pictures stirring up controversy? It’s a weekly occurrence. 

This instance is a bit surprising, however, because all she did was play a the piano. It just happened to be John Lennon’s famous white Steinway piano.

The late icon’s son, Sean Lennon, posted the Gaga photo on Twitter with the caption: “With gaga at mom’s house, she’s belting on the white piano…”

Some fans were irate that she dared play the instrument, a gift from John to Sean’s mother, Yoko Ono, and it sits out in the open at Yoko’s home.

The image of her at the iconic instrument sparked replies such as “WHY WOULD YOU LET LADY GAGA PLAY ON JOHN’S PIANO? I’m disappointed. >:(”

Lady Gaga channels John Lennon on the icon’s own piano.

Sean Lennon replied, “pianos meant are to be played. Why is everyone so uptight? What should we do, lock it away in a dusty room? So judgmental.”

He took the picture down, but added, “Firstly, he gave that piano to my mother for her birthday, it is hers, secondly, he was not uptight the way you seem to be … Come on, lighten up…life’s too short, there’re enough real problems in the world….”

Her fame buoyed by outrageous outfits, bombastic videos and even the occasional hermaphrodite rumors, it’s easy to overlook that Lady Gaga can play.

She was classically trained in the piano from age four on, with prodigal results. Gaga began writing songs at age 13 and majored in the subject at NYU.

In fact, here’s Gaga performing John Lennon’s “Imagine” at the Human Rights Campaign’s National Dinner in 2009. Think she’s worthy of the Steinway?

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Wanna see something funny? Show these Women’s Health poll results to Kim Kardashian, and then watch her scream, panic, chug six gallons of QuickTrim and sit on the toilet for the next week.

That magazine has crowned Brooklyn Decker as 2010’s Best Bikini Body, with Kim coming in all the way at number-10.

It’s been a great year for Decker, who is married to tennis star Andy Roddick. She was featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and she’s running away with a Fashion Face-Off against veteran model Marisa Miller.

All pictured below, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Biel round out the top five in these rankings.

Says David Zinczenko, editorial director of Women’s Health:

“All of this year’s finalists have a deep commitment to working out, staying fit and eating smart… They have a variety of workout regimes from Pilates and yoga to boxing and weight training, kayaking and hiking to training for marathons.”

Below, we’ve posted photos of those in the top 10. We’ve then included a poll with the publication’s top five. Click, ogle and then vote…

Who has the hottest bikini body?

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