The Garden State has a message for Jersey Shore: Stay out!

Jersey Shore quotes are hilarious, yes. But are they even organically grown? Are we watching bona fide Jersey-ites or just a bunch of d-bag posers run amok?

The second season premieres Thursday in Miami before returning to the glorious paradise of Seaside Heights … whose residents might prefer they not.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie could not accurately be counted among fans of The Situation, Snooki, J-Woww & Co. He said as much on ABC’s This Week.

NOT FROM JERSEY: He’s not, and the governor wants people to realize that what we see on Jersey Shore is not reflective of his state. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

His take on it is that the series “takes a bunch of New Yorkers, drops them at the Jersey Shore and tries to make America feel like this is New Jersey.”

He’s kind of right. Pauly D hails from Rhode Island, Snooki from downstate New York, Ronnie the Bronx, The Situation and Vinny from Staten Island.

The Governor isn’t the only one upset with the show either.

Last December, the New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus says the show is “wildly offensive” and promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes.

Again, not incorrect. But do we care? Is it all in good fun?

Follow the jump to see the N.J. Governor’s criticism …

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LeAnn Rimes’ love nest is now a family home.

Eddie Cibrian and his two children are moving into the country singer’s Hidden Hills house in Calabasas, Calif., beginning next week, according to E! News.

They’re doing it to save money “since Eddie lost his CSI job,” says a source. “Mason is moving into the dog’s old room, Jake is moving into LeAnn’s office.”

Rimes purchased the home a few blocks from where Eddie lived with soon-to-be ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, shortly after the two went public with their affair.

Cibrian and Glanville have equal custody of the boys.

If nothing else, at least Eddie Cibrian is pitching in.

Just yesterday, LeAnn Rimes Tweeted, “@eddiecibrian showing me how to do yard wrk! Think that it’s the first time I’ve ever paid attention to yard wrk.”

Awwww.

Also, he may not be broke for long. Last Thursday he said: “hotel room tmrw! Eddies working today and so am I so looking forward to a second of a break!”

Good to see Eddie Cibrian at least carrying the load around the house until he gets a steadier acting job. The guy’s got to contribute something at least.

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Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy was snatched by a coyote last year.

Ari Gold will try to smooth things over on Entourage next week.

Earlier this season on the HBO series, viewers were informed that the singer’s dog died, which of course happened in real life. On the show, the singer was also upset over her lack of face time with the man in charge of Miller Gold.

Jessica and Daisy in happier times.

At the time, Ari tried to get back on Jessica’s good side using another adorable little dog in the process. Things don’t go well. This time, Simpson curses Ari off and also teases a transfer to new representation … in the form of Lizzie.

Follow the jump to see a clip of Jess’ latest Entourage quotes …

Jessica Simpson on Entourage

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What inappropriate, desperate, pathetic image?!?

According to former pop star Tiffany, Miley Cyrus is doing nothing wrong in her attempt to reshape her image and find a more mature audience.

“Miley Cyrus is on a great track,” the singer told Us Weekly over the weekend. “I know that there are a lot of people that say ‘well, when you are so young you shouldn’t be sexy.’ [But] I think that in today’s world you kind of have to be [sexy] to be competitive in the market.

“I think that she is doing  it appropriately.  And it’s always a fine line there.”

Tiffany, who posed for Playboy in 2002, concluded:

“I’m a huge fan of hers. I think she’s gonna have a long career. Her parents are guiding her right, and it really matters what base you have around you.  Very much so.”

It’s safe to say Taylor Momsen doesn’t agree with Tiffany. Do you?

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As we reported yesterday, the worlds of pop culture phenomena Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin will collide when the pair meet up in Alaska to film Kate Plus 8.

Sarah’s father and brother, Chuck Heath Sr. and Jr., are both teachers who will give the Gosselin brood a history lesson. Then Sarah will take ‘em all camping!

Seriously. That’s the rumor going around.

It actually makes sense, seeing as TLC will air Sarah Palin’s Alaska, a new documentary series, at some point this year or next. But the run-in got us thinking:

Which famous family would you rather go camping with? Kate’s got eight kids and Sarah’s got five - plus grandson Tripp and future son-in-law Levi Johnston.

Tough call, but you tell us! Vote below!

Which family would you rather go camping with?

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