In some of the craziest celebrity news we’ve reported in hours, Nadya Suleman is actually going to be paid to dole out parenting advice - and paid a lot, to boot.

Octo just locked down a six-figure deal to star in her own show on Ustream.

Nadya will stream this live from her home Sundays. So what’s it about?

On the Usteam show, the mother of 14 will be talking about subjects like “Parenting, fitness, diet, nutrition, shopping on a budget and all those crazy rumors.”

Can you even handle the anticipation? It’s hard, we know.

The show will launch later this month. No word on who’s going to watch the kids while mom’s “working” or whether six figures even covers a year’s worth of day care for 14 freaking kids. Seriously. Day care is expensive these days.

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JWoww and the rest of her guido/ette castmates are back in the U.S.A. (see Jersey Shore Season 5 trailer) and making their presence felt in a big way.

Case in point: Her January cover of Maxim.

The reality star, real name Jenni Farley, says the men’s mag cover is by far her biggest career accomplishment yet. Aside from getting plastic surgery on her face - KIDDING! Probably … - she might be right. Care to disagree after ogling?

Seriously. Look at those things. Unreal.

“I cried when I found out,” she says in an interview. “I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment.”

Now entering its fifth season, Jersey Shore has changed over the years, and JWoww admits the cast’s recent stint in Italy was not always an easy one.

“It was whack! There was no tanning situation,” she said.

“I opened JWoww’s Tanning Salon and was spraying everyone myself just to get by. When we got back to Jersey, we kind of OD’d on the tanning.”

As for her love life? Just blame her ex Tom Lippolis.

“I was in a bad relationship during the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn’t have,” she said. “I was definitely more of a bitch.”

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Did Marcus Canty do enough last night to avoid another placement in the bottom two on this evening’s X Factor results show?

The singer/dancer gave viewers twice the Marcus during an episode that featured a dance hit and a choice by each of the contestants. First up, Canty covered “Ain’t Nobody.” From there, it was on to “A Song For You” and mixed reaction from the panel.

Paula Abdul referred to Canty as a “storyteller,” while Nicole Scherzinger said the second rendition reminded her of why she fell in love with him. Simon Cowell, however?

“It was good, I’m not jumping out of my chair. It was a bit boring,” he said.

Marcus Canty - Ain’t Nobody

Marcus Canty - A Song For You

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Brooke Mueller wasn’t just arrested last week in Aspen for cocaine possession; she was arrested for cocaine possession with intent to distribute. In other words: police believed the troubled reality star was acting as a drug dealer!

But Charlie Sheen has responded to the incident and given a reasonable explanation for why his ex-wife would never sell drugs. Because she’s an upright, clean and sober citizen? No. Because she’s rich!

“With the child support I give her… she’s gonna deal drugs? Never gonna happen,” Sheen told TMZ.

The kind of crazy man has a point: he pays Mueller ,000 in child support each month.

Sheen, who serves as a co-parent to the kids he shares with Brooke, was also booked in Aspen two years ago for allegedly beating Mueller up on Christmas Day. He took a shot at the officers in the city, as well.

“The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day… these are the clowns that let [Ted] Bundy go.”

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Lauren Scruggs, the model and celebrity fashion blogger who was severely injured in a plane propeller accident on Saturday, is improving somewhat.

Just days after being severely injured by a propeller, she’s back on her feet again. “Lauren walks!” reads an update on her Caring Bridge website.

“This morning … a physical therapist assisted Lauren in walking for the first time,” the statement continued. “Once she got halfway there, she said, ‘30.’”

“Not sure what she meant, [her family] asked her what that means, she replied, ‘Steps!’ What a praise, she was counting every step that she took!”

Lauren Scruggs Injured

On Monday, Scruggs marked a milestone as well, speaking for the first time since the accident. But the 23-year-old still has a very long way to go.

She lost her hand and underwent several emergency surgeries on her face and shoulder after she accidentally walked into the propeller in Texas.

Her father said she had been flying around Dallas in the two-seater plane, and went to thank the pilot when she accidentally walked into the propeller.

“The left eye is still non-responsive; doctors will continue monitoring it for the next few days,” the Caring Bridge update on Lauren Scruggs reads.

“Please pray [for] Lauren as she begins to learn the extent of her injuries.”

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